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Ninja Reflex
Score » Developer: Sanzaru Games Publisher: Electronic Arts




Pros Cons
  • Nice presentation
  • Some games are pretty good
  • Some stinkers
  • Not nearly enough content


I’m almost sorry this game is getting a 2 out of 5…  Almost.  Truth be told, Ninja Reflex is a very charming little game that can be entertaining at times.  Trouble is there’s just not enough game to spread around that forty dollar price tag.

Hey, you’re that Ninja!

Ninja Reflex ReviewMuch like those Brain Training games or the upcoming Wii Fit, Ninja Reflex is being positioned as a title you’d want to play in order to improve yourself somehow.  In this case, it’s your reaction time.  Each of the six mini-games is set up to measure your hand-eye coordination and raw reaction time down to .001 of a millisecond.

The premise is that you’re learning to become a Ninja.  After choosing an appropriately stereotypical ninja name, you hook up with your sensei who instructs you in the ways of the ninja while endlessly spouting all kinds of eastern philosophical mumbo jumbo.  You’ll listen to this exactly once.  After that, as soon as he starts talking, you’ll jam on the A button to shut him up. There’s a certain charm and polish to the presentation.  Ninja Reflex looks genuinely good for a Wii game.  The environments are pleasing and everything animates nicely.  It’s clear that a lot of love went into the art direction here, and I just wanted to point that out before the next paragraph.

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Become a Ninja in Six Easy Steps

Ninja Reflex ReviewLet’s talk about those six mini-games.  You’d think that with only six, they’d all be good, right?  Sadly, that’s not the case.  The shuriken toss works quite well as does a nifty little game that has you plucking flies out of the air with a pair of chop stick. I swear I saw that on an episode of Kung-Fu.  The absolute best of the bunch is the Koi Pond game where you hover your virtual hand over a pond teaming with fish in the hopes of grabbing any breaking the surface.

Two other games, Katana and Nunchaku, attempt to mimic the moves associated with those weapons. They wind up being too difficult because the Wii Remote gestures aren’t always read correctly by the game.  The last mini-game simply has you taping the A button any time you see a firefly on the screen – clearly the worse in the pack.

At least this is better than Naruto

Ninja Reflex ReviewTo be fair, each of the six mini-games has several difficult levels that you must work your way through on your path to earning a black belt.  Those later levels are ridiculously difficult.  It’s almost as if the developers knew the game has no legs and they were looking for some way to pad the experience.

Like all good mini-game collections, you and up to three of your friends can have at it to see who has the best reaction time, but you’d be hard pressed to call it a competitive experience. What’s really odd about Ninja Reflex isn’t the presentation (we like it) or even the mini-games (they’re ok).  It’s the positioning of it as a reflex training tool.  Isn’t that what nearly every action-oriented video game on the planet already does? Ninja Reflex would be better served to beefing up the amount of gameplay and ditching the “training” motif.

Gag Reflex

If you absolutely need to have every single collection of mini-games for your Wii, at least the content in Ninja Reflex is entertaining.  There just needs to be a lot more of it to justify the price.

Review by: Greg Bemis



17 Comments
Posted by theone06 - Tuesday, April 1, 2008 8:33 PM

barely a minute, damn

Posted by Rogue09 - Tuesday, April 1, 2008 10:04 PM

WHAT??? HOW DARE YOU? YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE VIDEO GAME WITH LOUSY GRAPHICS, AND NOT ONLY DO YOU GIVE IT A TWO (A GAME THAT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A ONE FROM MOST OTHER PEOPLE)BUT I MIGHT BE WROHG, BUT GUESS WHAT?? I GET TO NOT BE BECAUSE YOU ONLY USED ONE MINUTE TO DISCRIBE THIS GAME!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TIME? TRYING TO COME UP WITH CATCHY ONE LINERS FOR MORGAN LIKE "YEAH, IT'S ABOUT AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS"???? OVERPRICED, UNDER DEVELOPED, JUST LIKE YOUR GAME REPORTING SKILLS NO DOUBT! HERE'S AN IDEA, READ ALL THE POSTS ON THIS SITE FOR EVERYTHING, STEAL WHAT YOU LIKE, THEN CLAIM IT FOR YOUR OWN. IT'S NOT AS IF G4 IS GOING TO BE AROUND MUCH LONGER ANYWAY WITH THIS CRAP!!!

Posted by ZetaCrossfire - Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:56 AM

Rouge..... that paragraph failed in so many ways.

Posted by dede416 - Wednesday, April 2, 2008 1:37 PM

wii games suck

Posted by panpizza15 - Wednesday, April 2, 2008 5:35 PM

I wish the reviews were longer. Back then they were all about 3 minutes long and gave a lot detail and were entertaining.

Posted by cutslasher - Thursday, April 3, 2008 6:38 AM

Short game = Short review
I assume that they just didn't have much to talk about.

Posted by svtu1919 - Friday, April 4, 2008 12:16 PM

ANNOYING CAPITAL LETTERS.

Posted by bo300 - Friday, April 4, 2008 12:48 PM

I am still not happy with xplay for their freaking review like DMC 4, or Dark Sector. Maybe this game deserve more than 2 out of 5. because now I don't really believe xplay reviews. DMC 4 is better than GoW 1 and 2 together, ninja gaiden.....

Posted by Rogue09 - Saturday, April 5, 2008 5:58 PM

I apologize. I believe I was still angered about some other junk on this site, but my comments still stand as factual.

Posted by Turthan_Natner - Sunday, April 6, 2008 2:58 PM

Well jesus christ what more do you want from them? The game sucks, so what more can they say? Some are good, some are bad, and there are only 6 games total. It costs 40 bucks, so it's not worth it. I DARE you to try to find anything more to say about this game. I don't mean to attack my fellow gamers, but why spend more than 3 seconds showing how you feel about a review for a bad, bland, small game? It's a waste of the air you breath while you do it. Plus, have you played Dark Sector? I played DMC 4... its repetetive and gets boring. If you think differently, then you are a DMC fanboy. Keep in mind that some people aren't, and you'll fit into society better. Plus, rogue, why do you care so much about how morgan describes one of the most boring stupid minigames ever? No human being, or inhuman being for that matter, should care so much.

Posted by Turthan_Natner - Sunday, April 6, 2008 2:59 PM

And by "fanboy" I mean nothing offensive. Just to let you know.

Posted by Rogue09 - Monday, April 7, 2008 12:50 AM

I'm glad. Here's what I want: They decided to spend time reviewing a crappy game, but that doesn't mean it has to be a crappy review. I USED to enjoy watching reviews of bad games as well as good, just to hear what torrid, slanderous things they were going to say about a game. I CARE because this was at one point, a good show. I'M trying to repeatedly tell them that so they drop this awful format change, and return to doing what they're best at. Why do you care so much about how I describe one of the most boring stupid reviews ever? No human being, or in human being for that matter, should care so much.

Posted by xiphias133 - Monday, April 7, 2008 4:32 PM

technically , this game is about as good as final fantasy VII: crisis core. lol

Posted by drillbit_sharps - Thursday, April 10, 2008 5:36 AM

I give X-Play 1 washed up, sell out videogame review show out of 5

Posted by HardcoreGamer86 - Friday, April 11, 2008 12:17 AM

LMAO some of ya'll problem
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Posted by alanthewhite - Sunday, May 4, 2008 1:03 PM

dede... ru dumn or just a trode when it comes to the Wii. Obviosly I have both wiis, u have none.

Posted by The_Carnage_of_Venom - Friday, May 9, 2008 5:31 PM

you people are idiots! The reson it took less than a minute is because it obviously Has nothing to explain. I got all I needed out of this review and that this game sucks.

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