Step 1: Locate a bunch of crap. Pro tip: have your friends bring crap over, too!

Step 2: Stick the crap all over the pumpkin (we like glue and tape and skewers). Pro tip: if by chance your company is having a pumpkin carving contest, carve some holes in the sucka for ventilation and to stick glow sticks in later when you fear the whole thing will go up in smoke if you use a candle in it. You might also want to cut off the stem/lid and then turn the pumpkin over to give the pumpkin a more Katamari-like (read: semi-spherical) appearance.

Step 3 (optional): Make a Prince (from the game, not the wee musician) figure and/or items from the game out of clay. Paint. Place on and near pumpkin for air of authenticity.

Step 4: Win your company's pumpkin carving contest!!! IN YOUR FACE the rest of G4!!! WHOOOOO! Umm...yeah.