X-Play Comedy: Gears of War's Carmine Buys Life Insurance

Posted: July 26, 2010
X-Play Comedy: Gears of War's Carmine Buys Life Insurance
Watch what happens when Carmine from Gears of War tries to buy life insurance in this X-Play Comedy Sketch that premiered at the Gears of War 3 panel at Comic-Con 2010 moderated by X-Play's own Adam Sessler.

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  • Autobot5

    I thought i understood Gears 2... Not so much anymore... *dies* lmao

    Posted: June 20, 2011 5:05 PM
  • Dgff101

    huh... yeah i know how to play torque bow tag... (me) um ook so what do we do {POW} ah crap. tell my brother he lost that bet. i didnt last longer than 2 seconds. :'( BOOOM!!!!!!

    Posted: April 24, 2011 1:16 PM
  • Serrano9378

    cool dude


    Posted: December 30, 2010 12:15 PM
  • Serrano9378

    your all cool

    Posted: December 30, 2010 10:04 AM
  • gruntparty

    hes gonna need 2 pay his dry cleanig bill

    Posted: December 8, 2010 4:28 AM
  • McVirtue211

    lol....awesomeness for the win!!!

    Posted: August 29, 2010 9:01 PM
  • CRIZmanOFlowell

    Hell when i started gears one i sucked. Marcus's life insurance company must have hated me. at least the carmines died once.

    Posted: August 24, 2010 4:25 PM
  • gamejunkie44

    Yet another skilled headshot by a sniper against the Carmine family. Poor guy, how many will die? But I really don't feel sorry for 'em, it makes me chuckle watching the Carmine family die one by one.

    Posted: August 20, 2010 2:32 PM
  • drangel_jam

    best G4 skit in a log long time

    Posted: August 15, 2010 4:32 AM
  • Winterhart

    Death to Carmine!!!

    Posted: August 6, 2010 11:01 AM
  • -_-kilerpanda-_-


    Posted: August 6, 2010 10:49 AM
  • BigJohn9397

    Where can I get that armor??? Nightmare Armor Studios doesn't have that exact set... They have a variation of it but I want that set in the video!!!

    Posted: August 5, 2010 3:22 PM
  • Spybreak

    Haha I love it. I wonder if he was shot by Alica Key's partner. Yes that's a Smoking Aces reference. ^^

    Posted: August 4, 2010 9:23 PM
  • Shadow_ben_jamin

    OMG best X-play skit EVER! Save Carmine!!!! hasn't his family suffered enough?

    Posted: August 3, 2010 2:29 PM
  • mybro92

    I said good day sir, LMAO

    Posted: August 3, 2010 8:42 AM
  • 3dEN

    Think of the poor bastard's mother

    Posted: August 2, 2010 3:38 PM
  • orangecrow

    seems like the armor only weighs down carmine, seems like he has a better shot at living with a simple; t-shirt and pants.

    Posted: August 2, 2010 3:57 AM
  • DXX117

    vry funny video still not as good as the one where the zombie works at g4 n y did sprint buy out g4? aots said tht phone sucked

    Posted: August 1, 2010 8:30 PM
  • militarynerd13


    Posted: August 1, 2010 2:13 PM
  • jkjkjkjkjk123

    Carmine FTW

    Posted: August 1, 2010 1:49 PM