Sid Meier's Civilization 5 CivAnon Game Addiction Trailer

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The Twelve Steps to Break Your Addiction

1. We admit we are powerless over Civilization - that our lives have become unmanageable.
2. We believe that a power greater than Sid Meier could restore us to sanity.
3. We turn our will and our lives over to this greater power.
4. We make a searching and fearless moral inventory of our turn-based gaming philosophy
5. We admit to one and all the exact nature of our Civilization addiction.
6. We ask mercy upon Sid Meier to release us from our addictive tether and defects of character.
7. We humbly submit to eliminating our shortcomings.
8. We make a list of all persons we have harmed (not including in-game societies such as the Greeks, Romans or Mongol hordes) and make amends.
9. We make direct amends to such people, except when to do so would cause further harm.
10. We continue to take personal inventory and when we feel the urge to take a few Civ turns, we promptly admit it.
11. We seek to improve our conscious selves, and to reject Sid Meier's siren song.
12. We practice these steps in our daily lives and bring our message of hope and redemption to other Civilization addicts.