How To Play Naughty Bear Developer Video

Posted: June 11, 2010
How To Play Naughty Bear Developer Video
Naughty Bear developers take time out to teach you about the fine art of stuffed-animal homicide.

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  • drangel_jam

    this game is so so evil. Poor teddies!

    Posted: June 21, 2010 1:55 PM
  • TheAuracle

    I've been looking forward to this game for quite a while now. :-D

    This looks downright hilarious and the gameplay vid was a real treat.

    As far as everyone jumping up and down about this game being a "murder sim," seriously?

    ...no, wait. Seriously? Perhaps if people actually educated their kids themselves instead allowing various forms of entertainment to babysit them and allowing certain references to go unchecked without having discussions about them... nah. What am I saying? That's completely ludicrous.

    Naughty Bear: definitely a "murder sim." I mean... just look at it! [/sarcasm]

    Let's low the hypersensitivity for just a second, people. This isn't a murder sim.. this is VIDEO GAME done in a comedic style known to most as dark humour.

    Posted: June 13, 2010 6:13 PM
  • Groverfett

    Really guys? This game looks like crap. Crappy animation, crappy graphics and it's a one-trick pony. It's basically a violent version of Sneak King. What's fun about murdering teddy bears? It's not offensive, it's just a weak concept. This game looks like it would be fun for about a half an hour and then get really monotonous and repetitive. Maybe OK for an XBLA game, but as a full retail game this looks incredibly lame.

    Posted: June 13, 2010 2:40 PM
  • Cathartic Denoument


    ..Of ALL the games I've come across..
    ..I think THIS one absolutely takes the cake for taking things to the Nth degree, in terms of it's violence, but more so, the fact that its wrapped in a KIDDY SKIN; AND its "PEGI 12"!!!
    Parents everywhere will FLIP!!
    Its a freakin' MURDER SIM, teaching kids how to become a psychotic killer!!
    I'm callin' it - this game will cause (an) uproar(s) once it comes out.

    IDC; thumb me down all you want, but thats just how I feel about this game.
    They need to change it from "PEGI 12" to "PEGI 18+".

    Posted: June 12, 2010 7:49 PM
  • SpecOpsSammich

    Heh, did anyone else get the reference to Roald Dahl?

    Posted: June 12, 2010 7:28 PM
  • M356

    Agent 47 aka "naughty bear" has accepted a contract to kill the furry village of teddy bears.

    Posted: June 12, 2010 3:54 PM
  • gamermaster123

    All u do on here is commite genocide so probrobly be boring

    Posted: June 12, 2010 1:51 PM
  • Spoonfish

    Well I can hear the moms whining about this already. I fully expect to see a special report on FOX news talking about the game is teaching children how to push people to brink of suicide for "extra points".

    I've heard about this for a while. Can't wait to try it. Not sure if it's a buy, but looks like a rental.

    Posted: June 12, 2010 10:51 AM

    Don't let the kids play this one, hmm it seems deserving of an M I'm sure people will wine about this, looks fun.

    Posted: June 12, 2010 8:00 AM
  • MartiansfromUranus

    You can be very nawtee in this game. So nawtee that other bears can bare youre nawteeness and will kill themselves so they wont have to bare you and youre nawtee ways. There are many ways to be nawtee. Now go be nawtee in nawtee bears.

    Posted: June 12, 2010 7:37 AM
  • papajon555

    looks like a lot of fun.Really want to play this one.

    Posted: June 11, 2010 10:21 PM
  • TheMilkMonster

    the commentator made this for me. It's like David Attenborough had a change of heart and decided he prefers seeing ninja bears over...well, real bears

    Posted: June 11, 2010 6:16 PM
  • shriczilla

    ima masturbate to the game

    Posted: June 11, 2010 6:08 PM
  • MartiansfromUranus

    Heh heh. Hearing a british guy say "naughtiness" is priceless.

    Posted: June 11, 2010 4:29 PM
  • BlackLable69

    This game looks like it has potential......fingers crossed.......can we start getting major games that get at least a 80 metascore? Its so rare now.

    Posted: June 11, 2010 4:06 PM
  • TheSledBaron

    What do you get points for again? I forgot.

    Posted: June 11, 2010 3:06 PM
  • teac77


    Posted: June 11, 2010 2:24 PM
  • littledragon092

    So.. exactly how naughty can we get in this game? :D

    Posted: June 11, 2010 1:56 PM
  • Ares42

    getting a very strong "good idea, bad execution" vibe.

    Posted: June 11, 2010 12:30 PM
  • dantastic4

    This just looks way too cool to pass up.I get to beat the stuffing tare outta some Care bears.Plus the island their on looks like its insanely fun.After 25 years I get my wish and can now unleash hell on some Care bears.

    Posted: June 11, 2010 12:21 PM