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Distended Warranty's "iHate Therefore iPad" Music Video

Posted: April 5, 2010
Distended Warranty's "iHate Therefore iPad" Music Video
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Infamous metal band Distended Warranty first blew us away with their single, "Red Ring of Death" and now they bring you their latest single, the "iHate Therefore iPad" music video. It's totally metal and somehow still nerdy! 

iHate Therefore iPad

HYPE HYPE HYPE
Now it's time to gripe.
Is that an iPAD?
GREAT, I have an ass to wipe.

We waited for years.
I sacrificed a lamb.
Now we shed fanboy tears.
Where's the VIDEO-CAM?

Steve said netbooks suck
Then sat on his throne.
How creative,
Apple pinch-zoom'ed a standard iPhone.

Who needs USB?
This thing’s got 3G.
One more thing,
BEND OVER.
Here comes AT&T!

Backlit screens aren't good for reading.
And your web experience is so misleading.
The lack of Flash has all the nerds pleading.
Hope this iPad has wings, my vagina's bleeding.

iPAD!

You don’t need one.
You’re so sad,
But there’s fun to be had.

iPAD!

Ringtones, apps, books
So much more.
Joy galore
In our store!

Lock-down
D-R-M
They own you.
Loosen up that turtleneck.

Hey Steve Jobs,
Multi-touch
On these nuts.
Don't make me ask for MULTI-TASK

At first when you showed us the iPad I was interested but then you turned it around and there wasn’t a kickstand on it. How am I supposed to keep that thing on my table? Don’t you dare tell me to buy a third party stand cause you know that’s laaaaaaaaaame!

It's Lame,
But That Won't Stop
Soccer moms.
They'll want one
If they can figure out the pricing.

iPAD!

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Comments are Closed

  • Xsuit

    I liked it but it just wasn't as hard as RROD. Still, good stuff!

    Posted: December 28, 2010 6:08 PM
    Xsuit
  • DecKrash

    Freaking EPIC!!! I didn't think you could outdo the "Red Ring of Death Video!" I totally stand corrected!

    Posted: April 15, 2010 6:51 PM
    DecKrash
  • andresc2

    Cool Video

    Posted: April 9, 2010 8:12 PM
    andresc2
  • Insert_Witty_Title

    Alright then. I don't really give a crap about others are saying about this device. You have basically two extremes; first the Apple fanboys who LOVE anything and everything Apple does, and the people who are just really haters. You'd probably also have people who don't really care, like me!

    I personally do not want this device. It's too damn expensive in my opinion. A while back back I saw a nifty laptop that would be sized somewhere between a netbook and full-sized one, and it was $500 dollars to boot! Significantly more memory, and not to mention you can do loads more with it than the iPad. Now I'm not saying the iPad doesn't look interesting; I'm just saying I'd rather get more bang for my buck.

    Posted: April 7, 2010 2:06 PM
    Insert_Witty_Title
  • FuzzofPekinopolis

    Awesome!!!!

    Posted: April 6, 2010 3:31 PM
    FuzzofPekinopolis
  • ciimonstr

    what ever genre this was..
    DasFiickz RolF mien OLOBez

    Posted: April 6, 2010 3:16 PM
    ciimonstr
  • Moye

    Great idea! Lyrics are up. Commence karaoke singing now.

    Posted: April 6, 2010 3:08 PM
    Moye
  • Teletheus

    You guys should post the lyrics for this. I think I finally figured them all out, but some of those bits were hard to follow with the heavy music.

    The words really are hilarious, and I'd hate for someone to miss any of them because they couldn't understand them.

    Posted: April 6, 2010 11:07 AM
    Teletheus
  • Digran

    Oh snap, it's the new dance hit of the summer.

    Posted: April 6, 2010 8:20 AM
    Digran
  • DarthRevan94

    Bend over here comes AT&T
    LMAO

    Posted: April 6, 2010 6:26 AM
    DarthRevan94
  • BlackLable69

    Hahaaha thats bucked up, yeah I often wake up already with a pad or two under my wife's pillow.

    Posted: April 5, 2010 10:53 PM
    BlackLable69
  • fkain23

    lol fantastik stil a fan of the first singel

    Posted: April 5, 2010 9:22 PM
    fkain23
  • kyoput

    Meh.

    Posted: April 5, 2010 8:42 PM
    kyoput
  • jungleman67

    i really think it's a mistake

    Posted: April 5, 2010 7:15 PM
    jungleman67
  • tcs0

    I love these guys. LOL

    Posted: April 5, 2010 7:14 PM
    tcs0
  • jason.ritzke

    Yeah, other tablets FTW. Notion Ink Adam is going to be hella tight

    Posted: April 5, 2010 6:59 PM
    jason.ritzke
  • awalker

    Great job once again Kper and Casey. :)

    Posted: April 5, 2010 5:25 PM
    awalker
  • bamjoker

    Fantastic!

    Posted: April 5, 2010 4:54 PM
    bamjoker
  • chuchfever

    effin nuts.......i think you could have used more pie and lightning...love it

    Posted: April 5, 2010 4:28 PM
    chuchfever
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