Distended Warranty's "iHate Therefore iPad" Music Video

Infamous metal band Distended Warranty first blew us away with their single, "Red Ring of Death" and now they bring you their latest single, the "iHate Therefore iPad" music video. It's totally metal and somehow still nerdy! 

iHate Therefore iPad

HYPE HYPE HYPE
Now it's time to gripe.
Is that an iPAD?
GREAT, I have an ass to wipe.

We waited for years.
I sacrificed a lamb.
Now we shed fanboy tears.
Where's the VIDEO-CAM?

Steve said netbooks suck
Then sat on his throne.
How creative,
Apple pinch-zoom'ed a standard iPhone.

Who needs USB?
This thing’s got 3G.
One more thing,
BEND OVER.
Here comes AT&T!

Backlit screens aren't good for reading.
And your web experience is so misleading.
The lack of Flash has all the nerds pleading.
Hope this iPad has wings, my vagina's bleeding.

iPAD!

You don’t need one.
You’re so sad,
But there’s fun to be had.

iPAD!

Ringtones, apps, books
So much more.
Joy galore
In our store!

Lock-down
D-R-M
They own you.
Loosen up that turtleneck.

Hey Steve Jobs,
Multi-touch
On these nuts.
Don't make me ask for MULTI-TASK

At first when you showed us the iPad I was interested but then you turned it around and there wasn’t a kickstand on it. How am I supposed to keep that thing on my table? Don’t you dare tell me to buy a third party stand cause you know that’s laaaaaaaaaame!

It's Lame,
But That Won't Stop
Soccer moms.
They'll want one
If they can figure out the pricing.

iPAD!