The Sims Torture: Worst Swim Ever

Posted: February 4, 2010
The Sims Torture: Worst Swim Ever
This is how we celebrate 10 years of The Sims...by having them suffer for our amusement. If you go swimming, make sure you can get out of the pool.

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  • ezeraeze

    Oh my God! That was so funny

    Posted: February 4, 2010 8:59 PM
  • plasticgiantcatbear

    That glass cube story is horrifying in the most pleasuring way possible.

    Posted: February 4, 2010 8:54 PM
  • gravy666

    Doug sounds like someone out of that Edgar Allen Poe Black Cat story.

    Posted: February 4, 2010 8:04 PM
  • TheCrystal

    I made bigfoot woohoo with the robot

    Posted: February 4, 2010 7:56 PM
  • Spinoza

    In the sims 3 world adventures I created a Green sim and had him spawn children with as many french women as he could. Eventually the majority of France was overrun by my green bastard children.

    Posted: February 4, 2010 7:36 PM
  • mark6789

    they tried to take my baby but i deleted the doors :)

    Posted: February 4, 2010 7:28 PM
  • JNR713

    You guys are crasy i never treated my sims that way or even thought about killing them, sure i was mean to them once in a while but they were never in any real danger. my sims were verry succesfull and had a good life......now that i think about about it i might just go kill a sim now..

    Posted: February 4, 2010 7:27 PM
  • Bomblord

    wtf am I the only person who doesn't get pleasure from killing virtual charachter? I feel bad whenever a game charachter dies sims fallout etc

    Posted: February 4, 2010 6:39 PM
  • Sethsocrazy

    My favorite thing to do was set up fireworks in the house. My Sims probably knew it wasn't a good idea to set them off, but it didn't matter, because I made them do it anyway. But a child watching both his parents burn to death builds character. It was a shame children couldn't get jobs in that game, because eventually I ran out of money to feed him.

    Posted: February 4, 2010 6:29 PM
  • barley12

    Mmm. My personal favorite is sticking the Sim in a room with one window and no doors...so they can pleasantly glare outside as they starve to death.

    Ahahha. Nah, if I really don't like a Sim I'll do the death by fire trick. It's a lot faster. And cleaner! That way the poor Sim won't have to piss himself multiple times.

    Yay Sims! <3

    Posted: February 4, 2010 6:20 PM
  • Bomblord

    you guys are crazy sadistic wierdos =O

    lol at least your doing it in the sims and not real life

    Posted: February 4, 2010 6:10 PM