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The Sims Torture: Worst Swim Ever

Posted: February 4, 2010
The Sims Torture: Worst Swim Ever
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This is how we celebrate 10 years of The Sims...by having them suffer for our amusement. If you go swimming, make sure you can get out of the pool.

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  • jdeel14

    I once accidentally ordered a mail-order child from the adoption service. I decided that I didn't want the child so I sent her outside and locked the door. Her fun meter fell first, so, out of pity, I placed a solitary swingset outside so that she could enjoy herself to the end. After a while though, she had to go to school, where they fed her, so I let her back into the house and treated her like she was my own until Friday night, at which point I did the same thing again. Social services then eventually came to get her Sunday night, but I decided that I couldn't let the social worker live to tell the tale, so I walled both her and the child up, where they eventually perished, crying and cradled in each others' arms.

    Posted: July 28, 2010 4:29 PM
  • REV EFFECT

    In the sims 2 i made a sim named jack who was the local dj for all of the parties in the neighborhood. He was friends with just about everyone and of course i eventually got tired of him and decided to murder him by making him skydive off of a high diving board onto a tiki torch in the middle of the dance floor. actually im not sure if i did that in sims 2 or a different one but it was funny as hell because all of the other sims kept on dancing and didnt cry until after they were done.

    Posted: February 8, 2010 10:18 AM
    REV+EFFECT
  • jazBuddha

    I cannot recall if it was the original game or one of the expansion packs but I found it much more expedient in murdering sims by using fireworks indoors. I could purchase individual rockets and place several in a row in a closed of room and forcing my sim to set each off one at a time. each one would explode and eventually my sim would die in an unexcapable chamber of fire. good times.

    Posted: February 7, 2010 3:36 PM
    jazBuddha
  • Owaah

    My God, it's like digital torture porn. You people are sick! Ha Ha!

    Posted: February 7, 2010 2:21 PM
    Owaah
  • anytwo

    I preferred to build a room with stairs up to the roof, make them walk up there and then take away the stairs. It was nice when there were two or three of them up there so everyone could see them - lol

    Posted: February 7, 2010 11:46 AM
    anytwo
  • buiman11

    Wow, that was deathly. I never really enjoyed killing my sims on the pc. the sims 2 on gamecube i had no problem with. just turn the lights on the DJ booth a couple of times and your fried.

    Posted: February 5, 2010 10:23 PM
    buiman11
  • GamerJoey

    Haha this is awesome. My friend and I would throw a party, order pizza, put the pizza in the guest house (so everyone is lured there), then light the fireplace and get out. Then we would get rid of the door and let the fire get to the 100 rugs and 100 tables we put in there. Then it would spread to the sims. Haha I dont even remember how many tombstones were in our backyard when we were done

    Posted: February 5, 2010 3:14 PM
    GamerJoey
  • Bonkoro

    I always preferred finding a tall building in GTA or Saints Row 2 with my trusty Sniper Rifle. The sound of the breeze, the distance from the busy street down below.... I don't know. I just found it more calming and relaxing then setting my sims on fire or building walls. That required too much work. Heh. To each his or her own.

    Posted: February 5, 2010 2:26 PM
    Bonkoro
  • cryfordawn

    I like the guy that says computer are expensive right now? What foreign country are you living in because computers are at its all time cheap level right now

    Posted: February 5, 2010 12:22 PM
    cryfordawn
  • {RoFL}FireMonger

    @xl7717
    Actually that's a popular misconception gaming pc's are cheaper usually to just upgrade but even to buy everything i'ts not that bad, I was currently pricing out a gaming pc for both my friend and girlfriend
    and the price was 529 for a really kick ass gaming pc that can run crysis, probably cheaper too if you live in the states

    Posted: February 5, 2010 12:03 PM
    %7bRoFL%7dFireMonger
  • xL7717

    This article proves how epic The Sims franchise is. lol

    Kidding aside, The Sims is my absolute favorite computer franchise. It sucks though that my computer can't play The Sims 3. I'll probably never be able to play it either, since new computers are extremely expensive.

    Posted: February 5, 2010 10:35 AM
    xL7717
  • sodared

    lol
    You are all sick, twisted, & disturbed! Now go and torture/kill someone and giggle in delight.

    Posted: February 5, 2010 9:52 AM
    sodared
  • oXb3

    I've been playing since its release day and loving every minute of it! ^_^ Let There Be Sims!!!

    Posted: February 5, 2010 9:20 AM
    oXb3
  • Thakker

    Can you do something on sims like, create rooms in teh cellar and have kids from your kids?

    Posted: February 5, 2010 8:28 AM
    Thakker
  • PCTech714

    "Like everything else, Murder offers diminishing returns. The thrill of the first death isn t matched by the second, and once you ve killed 20 or 30 people it becomes routine, and the terrible boredom returns..."

    Am I the only one a bit worried that this sounds like it comes from personal experience?

    G4 Employees: if Stephen, carrying bricklayer tools, convinces you to walk into the janitor's closet, don't do it! :)

    Great article, btw! I was just telling a friend the other day about my sadistic Sim-torturing. I'm inspired to reinstall Sims 3 now.

    Posted: February 5, 2010 6:56 AM
    PCTech714
  • RockieOllie

    The Sims is a murdering simulation game. Over 1000 possible facial combination, over 1000 ways to die. (okay i gas-ed it up a bit)

    Posted: February 5, 2010 4:27 AM
    RockieOllie
  • Norskyflo

    Ahh haha. I had the classic version of sims. MY torture was a little different, I would build the biggest square house I could make for room for a few other things. I would then make a death room, my sims feared it above all other rooms. Outside the "Warehouse" I had a line of lawn gnome stations. I would create charecters and force them to make me TONS AND TONS of lawn gnomes which I would adorn in my land gnome warehouse.
    Once the sims got tired of working they would be sent off the the death room full of fire works and furniture. Im a terrible person after collecting two floors of lawn gnomes I put the game to rest.

    Posted: February 4, 2010 10:45 PM
    Norskyflo
  • poppabeer

    sigh... good memories i remember when i got the best idea to kill one of my sims called china, she was a good ole gal always happy always clean never late to work and fed her family very well...but her husband russia was getting tired and bored of his quaint life and no thrills.. so like doug up there he grew an itch and decided to have fun with his family. so one day he decided to call his wife into the kitchen and step into their new glass room.. right next o the kitchen table. and as she comes in he tells her to stay cus he has a gift for her birthday. so he leaves the room builds another glass wall. so as the day dragged on she begins to get hungry as does the family and so russia decides to make hamburgers and brings them to the table and the kids yell with happiness and begin to eat upon seeing this china begins to gt hungry and russia chuckles as he bites into his burger and tells his wife come on eat up ... so days go by and many meals china begins to starve and is always hungry and to make her feel better russia decides to hold a party and invites the neighborhood and makes all kinds of food and builds two more tables around her to let her have company. and everybody parties as she yells for food and they all laugh saying she is ugly and smells cus she just pissed her self. and she dies hungry and on her birthday no doubt..
    as the day ended russia thinks back on their relationship and feels satisfied but he feels sad when he wakes up the next morning and calls his son into the glass room for a little talk...

    Posted: February 4, 2010 9:26 PM
    poppabeer
  • skinjob

    so I wanted to make a haunted graveyard so I would make family after family and place them in this one house that was just 4 walls and a roof with no lights. so before long I had something like 40 headstones in the lot. I thought it was the perfect number, time for me to redo the house. so I made my four walls more hospitable added a bathroom and a bedroom and a kitchen and flooring, soon the death chamber was a nice little home with a view of headstones, so I moved someone inn. His name was Jim, and he was the caretaker of my graveyard, but as soon as he moved in the ghosts went crazy. He couldn't do anything without being scared by one of the 40 ghosts. open a door? scared by ghost. Eat? scared by ghost. Clean? scared by ghost. Take a shower? scared by ghost. Sleep? scared by ghost. soon he was just sitting in the corner getting repeatedly scared by ghosts until he just died from starvation. I tried three more caretakers and the longest anyone lasted was 3 days.

    Posted: February 4, 2010 9:18 PM
    skinjob
  • The_ULTRA_beast

    I think i've gotten like 32 graves in one house. Nobody comes around much anymore (:

    Posted: February 4, 2010 9:15 PM
    The_ULTRA_beast
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