X-Play 1000: Our Favorite Game Review One-Liners

Posted: February 1, 2010

Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb troll through all of our game reviews to pick out the best one-liners used as putdowns for the crappiest of crappy games. Plus, watch some paint dry!

Tags:

Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb, Videogames, X-Play 1000

URL

Embed

Comments

Newest First

Displaying 1–8 of 8

Doug Otto

Yes! I are winner!

Posted: March 17, 2010 1:57 PM | Reply | Report

+1 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
thatcatJT

Say...what game is that (y'know...the one where Adam talks about being a "tool" for playing it??)

(clip shows two men and a message that says "tool required to rescue survivors" or something like that??!

Posted: February 17, 2010 1:07 PM | Reply | Report

+1 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
Phas3Sh1ft

My all time favorite from Sess: "I wonder if Betty Friedan is making 70 cents to every dollar in heaven?" Classic. I've been watching xplay since and haven't found anything as astute as that.

Posted: February 4, 2010 5:36 PM | Reply | Report

+1 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
wiggum

I keep telling ya I don't suck bolt, dammit!

Posted: February 4, 2010 4:33 PM | Reply | Report

+1 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
DigitalGibs

No love for the "I like melons..."? I'm shocked =).

Posted: February 4, 2010 12:00 PM | Reply | Report

+1 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
zeroslashj

I loved the last video. That was a stroke of genius to me, at least as a way to end the video.

Posted: February 3, 2010 3:08 PM | Reply | Report

+1 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
FlyboyM

paint drying FTW!

Posted: February 3, 2010 1:23 PM | Reply | Report

+5 thumbs up thumbs down

0 Replies
deleted_797887C3-C454-4E1C-973F-4BFC99A8464F Show Hide(1 Reply)

www..urfreegifts.com's comment is abusive and has been removed.

Posted: February 3, 2010 12:47 PM | Reply | Report

-12 thumbs up thumbs down

1 Reply