Sessler's Soapbox: Why Zombies Matter

Posted: October 7, 2009
Sessler's Soapbox: Why Zombies Matter
Adam Sessler explains why Zombies are an important part of American culture.

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    great zombie talk. i think they should make a badass left 4 dead movie..no cheesy though like house of the dead.

    bill-malcom mcdowell coach-chi mcbride
    zoey-mila kunis nick-no name actor
    fransis-max ryan rochelle-thandie newton
    louis-benz antonio Ellis-Kyle Davis

    come on this would be an awsome crew to work with if this became a movie.

    have a dawn of the dead meets land of the dead meets 28 weeks later.

    full on witches, tanks, chargers, smokers and hunters...i guess we could throw a spitter into that

    Posted: September 28, 2010 12:53 PM
  • jonjon11

    That was a really Great way of looking at it, i've never thought of it that way.. hmm..

    Posted: September 17, 2010 2:20 PM
  • ransom386

    Zombie apocalypse? Can't wait!

    Posted: August 6, 2010 2:38 AM
  • 2ply

    I still preffer my slow moving DEAD zombies over fast INFECTED zombies.

    The slow walking zombie is just scarier, because well.. they are undead! Rigor mortis makes them move slowly, and that's what makes it half believeble.

    The fast zombie is not undead, it is just some infected *living* person, nothing mysterious or other-worldly about that at all.

    Posted: July 20, 2010 2:36 PM
  • JOKERNJ732

    tried to post something and you won't let me for using profanity even though i didn't use any at all. not even the d word. i mean cmon.

    Posted: July 13, 2010 3:21 PM
  • MasterOFDefeat

    So this is an old soapbox, cause all the comments before are from October, and the posted date for the video says its from October too. Oh well, still good. oh and Adam, I'll meet ya at the Winchester. ;) lol

    Posted: July 13, 2010 12:45 PM
  • Jackal904

    The games in the background always distract me and then I end up having to rewind constantly lol. But good soapbox.

    Posted: July 13, 2010 12:35 PM
  • oscar24x

    This is best soapbox video about zombies!!

    Thanks Adam!!

    Posted: June 1, 2010 7:18 PM
  • saltyember

    maybe people of our generation got tired/accustomed of waiting for the bombs to drop or aliens to land. nazis are pass�(i like to hope). but i think that most who've last a loved one have an earnest longing to be reunited...& then they eat your brains . though it's the EXTREMELY rare film that brain munching occurs.
    there is some 80s movie with a graveyard strip scene that I can't recall the title of where they capture a legless zombie & have a conversation with it "the hunger burns" it's when movies humanize the living dead that we start to relate recognizing that the need to feed is quintessential to survival. look at the situation in the reality based movie "Alive"
    also it is defiantly worth recognizing the VooDoo origin of the zombie (see the "the Serpent & the Rainbow")
    sometimes you just feel less than alive & it's nice knowing others do too
    ~BRRRaaiinz, jesse

    Posted: October 24, 2009 7:34 AM
  • ghostgod43

    favorite video yet and if zombies ever showed up i would be in my apartment because i collect sword knifes and it would be the perfect place so thats wats up...................

    Posted: October 21, 2009 2:54 AM
  • ScarQueen

    Hey Sess! BEST SOAPBOX EVER!!! :)

    Love zombies in every part of the media and its nice to know I'm not the only one who considers public places for their end of the world zombie take over brownie points. :D Its a fun hobby to have!

    Posted: October 14, 2009 5:43 PM
  • Flynfsh

    dude - cold war = slow zombies, terrorism = fast zombies? so. deep.

    Posted: October 12, 2009 1:24 PM
  • Left4DeadDude

    John Romero?
    did you mean George? lol
    Keep on Rocking Adam. your the man !!
    When the zombies come I will be in the walmart kicking sum zombie ASS !

    Posted: October 11, 2009 12:12 PM
  • pazuzu414

    If it's the need to argue for reviews (or, rather, against rabid fanboys) that prevents soapbox topics like this, I'd be in favor of banning fanboys altogether. Or perhaps Sessler needs to stop caring about what the more blatantly biased commentators have to say. However, he should of course care about what I have to say. Because I am the best person ever.

    Posted: October 10, 2009 10:23 PM
  • King2246

    wow ive had that same kind of thing happen to me. me and my friends were walking around the mall and we walk into this store and we look up and there are guns and swords and every where. after 5 seceonds we just look at each other and nod

    Posted: October 9, 2009 2:51 PM

    Zombies are the greatest. I loved the ending. I love watching sessler soapbox. You make so many good points about every topic. Keep up the good work.

    Posted: October 9, 2009 2:24 PM
  • godlike79

    zombies are awesome

    Posted: October 9, 2009 11:55 AM
  • Noct17

    Man Adam i have always respected the g4 cast! But thanks to this soap box i respect you guys even more. You have given me a more useful insight into the reason why zombies are an actual terror. I thank you and your soap boxes.

    Posted: October 8, 2009 6:14 PM
  • sgtOOX

    i think these sopaboxes need their own segment on the actual tv show, i find myself more eager to watch these than pretty much all of the other programming. they are all entertaining but still provide food for the mind.

    Posted: October 8, 2009 5:44 PM
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    Posted: October 8, 2009 3:28 PM