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This game to don't look like a game. They need to again.
awww poor kidsthey have to play this crap
Everyone one who has commented on the game has not played it. The game is fun. I had a blast. Wait, a video game with linear corridors? Gasp! Just shooting stuff? No way!Sure the camera angle can be annoying...Ninja Gaiden? But the core gameplay; you do not have to think, unlock Joes, the Power Up is plain bad-ass. The game is fun, pure and simple.Adam, do you even play the game fully through? Or do you and other reviewers sit on your "gilded" gaming chair throwing out random reviews. Because I enjoyed the BeJesus out of this along with other low reviewed games. Maybe I have issues, oh well. However, Killzone 2 will get a 5, with its God-awful control scheme, "realism" that makes enemies dance like Mary Lou Retton. It drives like a 78 Pinto with a flat tire! Or MGS 4 with its hackneyed story, 20 hours of crap cut scenes as Kojima masturbates. I mean do you really undertand it? Or just given in to the hype?I am not saying Joe is the Second Coming, but a 1? I mean relax, get laid and have a beer. Because after getting some it is nice to crack a cold Schmidt and blow stuff up.
Adam sure can put the brutal in "brutally honest game reviews" w00t Sessler!
I've got it. On December 21st, 2012, an amazing movie game will be released. That is they only way a movie-based game will be good.
For a game that has such vast potential in the right developers hand, this was by far among those games that you just want to smack in the head of those developers. Cheap shot at trying to make money.
hahah it looks terrible!
haha wow GI Joe just got raped by the Sess. You go Adam
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