Apocalypse Gear to Attack

Posted: December 10, 2008
Apocalypse Gear to Attack

Everybody knows the world will end along with the Mayan calendar on 12-21-2012, so get your Apocalypse gear now while it's still cheap. You'll need a survival keychain, a watch that detects radiation, and a flashlight that fires pepper balls at bad guys.

Houdini Tool – For when you get trapped in a car, this guy has a spring-loaded window breaker, seatbelt cutter, safety whistle, and LED flashlight.
Polimaster Gamma Indicator – This watch detects radiation, monitoring environmental levels as well as irradiated levels of the wearer.
YETI Portable Security System – a pickup and go system that has bump and motion detectors in case someone is tailing you or bumps you...
Flash Launcher – This flashlight shoots paintballs filled with pepper at bad guys and has laser targeting.


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