Today, we’ll be blogging about Apple. Not the fruit, the hardware developer.
What? Did you think we’d waste our time telling you about the sweetness of Washington apples or discussing what a cougar Granny Smith is? No! Besides, Granny Smith is just a brand name anyway, we think.
These blogs are for those of you out there who won’t touch a PC, who love the iPod and think Steve Jobs is a dreamboat.
If you’re actually wondering whether or not Granny Smith is a cougar, you’re a sick individual who is going to have to wait two whole weeks till we debate the issue in The Loop.