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Darksiders 2 "Skills & Leveling" Gameplay Preview
"Disgraceful. They withhold content from the game and call it a bonus. The game industry is shameless. I have no desire to pay for cynical DLC, and I want no part of Darksiders II, since that..."
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Wolfenstein 3D Is Back, In Browser Form
"Wolf 3D does not hold up surprisingly well. If another developer released a new title with similar production values, and rudimentary game design, you would slam it without mercy."
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PlayStation Vita Launch Preview
"I hate the fact that Sony makes you stare at the name "PSVITA", printed bold and bright under the screen. "PSVITA" never leaves your line of sight. You want to focus on your game, but "PSVITA"..."
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Alan Wake's American Nightmare "Mr. Scratch" Teaser
"After watching this promotion, I feel an overwhelming urge to not give them my money."
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Adrianne Curry Tells You How to be Famous on Twitter
"They should make the lovely rack monster an end boss. She roars like a gorilla, crushing houses under her giant rack, and if you fail to defeat her, she eats your baby. Yeah, she is that..."
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Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning and Mass Effect 3 Demo Exclusive
"Games used to be about games. Now they are created so marketers can justify their pay checks with schemes to turn consumers into the consumed. Next EA / Activision / Ubisoft will command..."
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Sessler's Soapbox: Career Day
"How to break into video games journalism? Study the video games journalism style guide: 1. Describe everything as "key". 2. Vomit useless syllables. For example, never say, "The game..." Say,..."
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Dead Island Launch Trailer
"A video filled with glowing review quotes, despite a release date still one week away. Makes me suspect editorial and advertising (supposedly separate, like church and state) coordinated with..."
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PlayStation Vita Hands-On Preview
"Too bad "PS Vita" is placed in your line of sight. Every second you play a game on this hand-held console, you are forced to read "PS Vita". I do not want to read "PS Vita" non-stop, every..."
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A Real Detective Plays L.A. Noire
"This has to be the best piece of games journalism ever produced. Instead of publishing yet another review created by some 20-year-old with zero life experience, G4 found the real deal, an..."
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The Lost Art of the Video Game Manual
"A list of the greatest game manuals would include old PC simulations such as M1 Tank Platoon II (Microprose), Aces of the Pacific, Aces Over Europe (Dynamix), and Secret Weapons of the..."
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DIY: Building My First Gaming PC
"I too just built my first PC. I was never happy with previous retail PCs because the manufacturers would always cheap-out on one component or another to maximize their profits. Lousy power..."
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BloodRayne: Betrayal Teaser Trailer
"WayForward: What a weasel name for a company. What's next? BasicallyInTermsOfTheKey?"
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The First 15: Homefront
"I hope Homefront inspires this industry to finally stop cranking out retarded games. Let this miserable insult to intelligence be the last one. Note: Homefront should be spelled Home Front --..."
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Top Selling Game In History
"This report is about as meaningful as my crazy mother claiming her dog is the greatest pet in history."
