Welcome to G4’s The Man Show Drinking Game. Some interactive flash games are on the way, but until then just follow these instructions and drink along with each episode of The Man Show.

1. Every time you see a pair of breasts jiggle (from trampoline action or otherwise), you drink.

2. Every time Jimmy or Adam drink, you drink.

3. Every time anyone says the word “beer,” you drink.

Now, if by the end of an episode, you ain’t drunk, then you have the metabolism of elephant and the liver of Keith Richards… which means YOU LOSE! This means you ain’t drinkin’ hard enough, ya lightweight! Yes, the point here is too get as drunk as possible ‘cause like all good art, the drunker you get, the better the show gets!

So if you aren’t drunk by the end of the show after playing this game then you are one of the following:

1. Not playing the game correctly i.e. not drinking enough.

2. Such an awesome professional drunk that you don’t need this game or this show to tell you that you need serious help. Head to AA immediately.

3. Are too badass to be hanging around your crib watching TV or playing drinking games, and should be out there bagging strippers, hitting on porno stars and acting like a testosterone-fueled jerk at your nearest watering hole. Go out and get laid, ya dink! You’re wasting your talents here, that’s for sure.