Girls

Every once in a while something so fantastic happens on Attack of the Show that we take it upon ourselves to chop, screw, and overly remix it to give it that lasting, classic feel.

Please enjoy this footage of AOTS' own Alison Haislip demonstrating how she made out with other girls in college [REMIX edition.]

Blindingly-hot actress Elisha Cuthbert is returning to the TV show 24 in the role of Kim Bauer, the gal who got chased by a cougar in one of the silliest moments of the hit action-drama show.

Sources confirm that Cuthbert has inked a deal to reprise her role as Keifer Sutherland’s kid for a season-ending arc. She will not be accompanied by her old flame C. Thomas Howell though (sorry, Ponyboy!), but she will come complete with a child!

Meeeow!!!!

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The company was also suspended from YouTube for gaming the thumbnail system by deliberately inserting suggestive frames at the exact point youtube will grab the thumbnail for their videos. Illumistream is re-editing its videos to make them less scammy.

Check out the below video from Attack of the Show for an insider's look at Illumistream.

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It's Friday before Labor Day, so in honor of the great people who actually work for a living so the rest of us don't have to, please enjoy the above Labor Day Cheesecake!

That's Dita Von Teese, ex-girlfriend of Marilyn Manson and famous retro-burlesque performer, and her photo is gracing our site because she was just named the new, um, face of Victoria's Secret's Wonderbra. Von Teese will release her own line of Wonderbras with unique design innovations including an easy-release front latch.

Yay!

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Sadly, there will be no Britney Spears train wreck at the MTV Video Music Awards this year, according to her manager.

"Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year's VMAs," manager Larry Rudolph just said in a statement. "She's in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio."

Of course, we all remember her awesome, bloated, zombie-like “comeback” performance of "Gimme More" at last year's VMAs…who could forget it! So when word got out that MTV Networks Music Group President Van Toffler said the network wasn't ruling out giving viewers another dose of Spears at the VMAs, seemingly for pure shock value appeal, everyone got all lucy-goosy over it. But alas, it is not meant to be…

But there is hope. Spears is nominated for video of the year for "Piece of Me." So don’t rule out some sort appearance…er, disaster on the red carpet or whatnot. And there are reports of a diffent special secret guest in the works too...hhhmmmm.....

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…and in girly toy news…

A Federal jury just awarded Barbie manufacturer Mattel Inc. $40 million in a copyright case against MGA Entertainment, makers of the Bratz dolls.

In seems that the Bratz were designed by a former Mattel employee and the jury felt that the designer came up with the idea while he was still working for the toy giant.

Snap!

Oh well, no worries. Bratz rakes in about $500 million a year so paying up, like, totally shouldn’t be a big problem.

Totally.

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Okay, kiddies, a few good nuggets of Lost gossip regarding the next season are leaking out.

First off, Michelle Rodriguez’s Anna Lucia is returning to this season for one episode, most likely this season's second sources say. She will probably appear in someone's flashback, dream or hallucination.

Plus, according to Entertainment Weekly, Cheech Marin is also on the guest list for the next season.

Hmmmmmm…..what do you make of all this? And what the hell happened to John Locke?!?!

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Wednesdays Attack of the Show saw Olivia's improvised beard trimming stunt go awry when too much hair was shaved from the top of Kevin's head. But today, Kevin gets a venomous revenge as Olivia's phobia of popping balloons is pushed to the max when she wears the "Mask of Pins" in the "AOTS Chamber of Falling Spheres."

You have to watch to know the full glory of what went down. It just might be one of those classic moments in television history.

Fans of girl power, chick rock and hoochie hop will be overjoyed to learn that 15 of the most popular female singers have teamed up to record the benefit song  "Just Stand Up,"  for exclusive release on iTunes on Sept. 2.

The song features Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Miley Cyrus, Melissa Etheridge, Ashanti, Natasha Bedingfield, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Leona Lewis, LeAnn Rimes and Carrie Underwood.

All sales of the single will benefit Stand Up to Cancer, a cancer research program that calls on the entertainment industry to help fight cancer.The song concept was birthed by Antonio "L.A." Reid, who produced it with Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds.

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Taking over the streets again this fall, Electronic Arts announced their latest installment to their hit street racing franchise,  Need For Speed Undercover. But perhaps more importantly, Maggie Q (Live Free or Die Hard) will grace the cover and play as a lead character in the game. She said in the press release:

“I was so impressed by the scope and quality of the overall production that goes into a videogame these days. It was like any other day on a Hollywood set; I felt right at home. The Black Box team is doing tremendous work here and I can’t wait to see the final game.”

We can't wait to see you either. Need For Speed Undercover, developed by Black Box,  will be available this November 18 in North America and November 21 in Europe for the Xbox 360, PSP, PS2, PS3, Nintendo Wii, DS and PC Platforms.

Kevin has finally done it! You know, "it." He finally stood behind Olivia and popped a balloon in between his hips and hers. And it doesn't work on the first try. You're going to want to watch this.

At least 7 times.

As if Natalie Portman wasn’t awesome enough, the esteemed (and hot) actress just directed her first film, which will open the Venice International Film Festival's short-film sidebar.

Portman's 17-minute Eve will screen in an out-of-competition slot, and the actress expected to be on hand for the picture's September 1 debut.

Venice organizers called the flick, which stars Lauren Bacall and Ben Gazzara, "a civilized comedy,"

The festival runs August 27-September 6.
 
YahooNews.com: Natalie Portman directing debut bound for Venice

Morgan goes off on games that are designed specifically "for girls." The problem is that most games designed for girls are made by guys with a 2-dimensional understanding of what girls want. Ponies, shopping, and babysitting sims are not what gamer girls are into. If you prick her, will she not bleed? If you challenge, will she not pwn you?

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Well, the reunion of the original cast on the new Beverly Hills 90210 just got less exciting. Exactly 1 less exciting, to be specific.

It seems OG Tori Spelling bailed on the new CW series, an "edgy, contemporary spin-off" of the '90s hit, before even filming the pilot once she heard that former co-stars Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were getting paid more than her. A lot more.

It seems Tori was hired to reprise her role as fashion boutique owner Donna Martin for "$10,000-$20,000," but discovered that Garth and Doherty were signed for "$35,000-$50,000" per show. When she found out, Spelling demanded equal pay, but the network refused and she bailed. Why should she play second (or third, actually) to those b*tches?!?!

And she may have a point. 

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Thank you, The Sun, so much. Everyone, without further ado, meet Tomb Raider Lara Croft's new RL counterpart, the lovely Alison Caroll.

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