From: Welch885
Sent: Friday, July 14, 2006 5:37 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: (no subject)
hey i was wondering if you want to talk
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From: Magda?XXXX [mailto:soul_of_happiness@XXXXX.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:43 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: Please beam this mail to the real Planet Kirk and Spock work on
Hello everyone,
The computer I am using is not very good with JavaScript which is why the comment I was going to write is not working out on the game. As it turns out, I do not really think MySpace is the type of company for Spock and Kirk.
I would love for Christopher Pike to know there is a cure for paralysis which I devised and cured myself of.
I would be willing to bring, deliver or mail the exact roots and substances I use (I really have a very COMPLICATED story of how I'm not really living on the Planet I'm from and would love to visit others).
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From: glc
Sent: Thursday, July 06, 2006 4:35 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: Pls Hlp!
i'm having truble defeating the lord of the black abyys
From: MVoshe
Sent: Saturday, July 01, 2006 11:05 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: (no subject)
are you a chick?
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From: Charlie XXX[mailto:charliexxx@xxxx. net]
Sent: Thursday, June 22, 2006 2:56 PM
To: webmaster
Subject:
haha you cant do anything wright you stupid beaner
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yugiohmaster_2006@XXXXX.com
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Thursday, June 22, 2006 1:09 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation
what can i do on g4tv.com?
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Monday, June 26, 5:13PM
To: yugiomaster
Subject: What can you do?
What can you do? What can you do? Jesus, the answer is what can't? you do. The possibilities are limitless. It's like a sprawling garden of information, open to you. Take a walk through the garden. Stop and smell the lingering perfume of cheat codes and reviews of PSP games. Trample the garden of earthly delight that is Formula D. Make a lean-to in our Midnight Spank zone, and?drink?deep the pierian spring that is Ed the?Sock.
From: Cody
Sent: Thursday, June 22, 2006 7:08 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: i was wondering
Hey G4 my name is Cody and my mom is worried that if i buy Doom 3 for the PC, it will give the computer a virus or screw it up. So I am asking you if i buy Doom 3, if it will give me a virus or screw up my computer.????? *PLEASE WRITE BACK*
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From: kidd g [mailto:dollarbill55555@xxxx.com]
Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2006 4:04 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: help
hey was looking for some one to talk to on finding an really old game but don't remeber what i played it on or what it was called i do remeber it was lots of fun and hard to play it was a game well befor its time and i'm sure it will be hard to find!
let me know who to talk to about trying to find this game not that you would help me find it! or could!
From: [mailto:neoand123@*******.***]
Sent: Sunday, June 18, 2006 9:57 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: Here's What I think about G4TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys lost a fan of G4TV
All you guys do is talk bad about PS3...never nothing Postive coming from the system, I was just going to wirte you a letter saying can you atleast say something postive about the PS3 but thats until i Seen the "FEED" thats when I realize all of the People there are FANBOYS...Your suppose to support ALL SYSTEMS!!!! not be on the side of others Ever since E3 2006 you guys been a bunch of Bitches about the PS3 Crying, is a $600 game system, but you know what Mircosoft can't pay you much for the truth that the PS3 is better than that F***BOX,? So F**k all of you guys at G4TV, F**k Wii60 lovers, F**k you microsoft c**k suckers, F**k All you Bitches up there I hope your F***ing happy, And I don't if you don't read this Bitches. F**K YOU G4TV and the BITCH on the FEED for listing to you F**K FACES...You guys suck anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Anthony
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:23 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: all of meh friends are idiots
I think all of my friends are idiots...they alll think Spiderman is gonna be in the new Justice League game...i mean spiderman is in marvel! and i the justice league is with DC...i mean they are all idiots! I WANNA KILL EVERYBODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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From: cornelius82570
Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:01 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation
YOUR SITE IS ETHICALLY DISTURBING I WOULD LIKE OUT OF MY ACCOUNT ETC.? HOW MIGHT I DO THIS?
From: Ian
Sent: Tuesday, June 06, 2006 7:23 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: RE: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation
What is Kristion Holts e-mail address ive got a game that is giving me trouble and i need her help
Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 5:20 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation
do you know when it will be
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From: the dark bat
Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:54 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: You asked for it.... Question 1
are YOU a human or an automated script?
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From: webmaster
Sent: Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:55 AM
To: the dark bat
Subject: You asked for it.... Question 1
Yes.
From: brandon
Sent: Saturday, June 03, 2006 4:03 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation
I would apprcieate if you could give me grand theft auto liberty city stories for PS2 ?
[p.s.]Thank you very much
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