I'm not sure if this was the result of gross incompetence or just someone's idea of a cruel joke. What appears to be some kind of Wolverine pool toy has turned into an opportunity to get to know X-Man, Wolverine's "Origin" all too well.
Let's see if we can help them out with some sales slogans:
- "After you're done, adamantium won't be the hardest part of his body."
- "X-Men 3 may have blown, but now you can suck."
- "Get to know Wolverine's "7th claw" intimately."
- "Warning: Bite at own risk!"
- "Works as a whipped cream dispenser too!"
...Oh, you get the idea.