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We hope you all enjoyed John Walsh guest hosting last week as much as we did. That man is a rare talent. But because we know you missed him, Casey's back and with a very special treat.

You see, there was a large amount of news coming from Second Life this week. So much so, that we decided to go all out and give you what you want; more WTF Second Life. We know it's one of your favorite segments, you know Casey loves to say WTF Second Life, and everyone knows there's nothing more amusing than Unicorn rape. We covered some other stories too, like the announcement of the next City of Heroes expansion, and Eve Online adding character models and interiors to their game, but does that really compare to playing as a Fox-humanoid furry that can fly as well as have realistic sexual encounters with digital representations of actual people? I didn't think so. This is...

The MMO Report

 

The MMO Report: Friday, April 11th »


 

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Our fearless leader has once again taken a short leave of absence. Casey is already back amongst the living, but for now you all have the unique oppertunity to enjoy the genius that is John Walsh for the second time. A Jeopardy winner and creator of the world famous publication Black Jugs, John Walsh has graced us with his literary gifts and comedic slapstick, and we couldn't be more pleased.

This week John gives you a rundown of our favorite MMO April Fools Jokes from this week, we tell you of a rumor about a possible Bioshock MMO, who Blizzard is sueing this time, and everyone's favorite segment, WTF Second Life. We suggest you properly prepare yourself for the Walsh Experience by covering your monitor with plastic to prevent damage from spit takes. It's like a Gallagher concert, but with less sadness. This is...

The MMO Report

The MMO Report: Friday, April 4th »


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These days when everyone's talking about preachers and racial relations, sniper fire and people misspeaking thanks to sleep deprivation, wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. Or as least your armor specs and dps.

This week brings us news of delays, patches, betas, and philosophical rhetoric. You know we love it when game developers, college professors and lawyers discuss the merits of the metaverse. It makes us feel validated and important.

We've also decided to throw down the gauntlet and challenge you all to close World of Warcraft and open Photoshop. You have the opportunity to design the next coffee mug you will see on the MMO Report News Desk. Like Casey said, all files must be in JPEG or PNG format and e-mailed to TheMMOReport@g4tv.com. Go ahead, impress us. Because after all, this is...

The MMO Report.

The MMO Report: Friday, March 28th »


 

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Today is a special day. Today is the day that our lord died for our sins. But there's another reason why today is such an important day. Today, you will learn about the 4th Edition Rule Set of Dungeons and Dragons from the one and only Casey Schreiner.

Some of you may not understand the importance of this dice-based table-top game. Some of you may be thinking "Hey, I play video games. I'm not THAT much of a loser". To which we would reply "Yes, yes you are. Because D&D is ultimate awesome." And to those of you who have love for the game that started it all, you're about to have your mind blown.

So sharpen your pencils, clear off the kitchen table, and warm up your dice-throwing hand. This is...

The MMO Report.

The MMO Report: Friday, March 21st »


 

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This week on the MMO Report, we're going to do things a little different. One of our fans sent us the most amazing e-mail, we wanted to use it as this week's introduction. However, it's a bit long, so you'll have to click the "Read More" link below in order to discover it's majesty.

Sable, you win.

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The MMO Report: Friday, March 14th »


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You asked for it, and we delivered.

Ladies and gentlemen, this week the MMO Report returns with everyone's favorite segment, WTF Second Life. The recent unexplained absence of our small corner of online gaming delinquency  has echoed through many cubicles and basements across this great nation, and we have answered the call for its return.

But it's not all fun and games. Well, it mostly is, but this week we lost Gary Gygax, the co-creator of the original Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game. For his contribution to the nerd community, we would like to dedicate this week's MMO Report to Gygax and his family. See that 20-sided die on the news desk? That one's for you brother.

So pull up a chair, grab your pen and paper, and tell the DM his dungeons are too repetitive. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

 

The MMO Report: Friday, March 7th »


 

 

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Today doesn't exist.

I'm sure you've heard it all before, but today, on this day, we have entered a paradox of epic proportions. Right now we're on the cusp of time, neither standing in one month or another. Kind of like how Washington D.C. isn't really in the United States. But now we're debating semantics, and we both know you can't win that argument.

So this week we bring you more MMO news, both good and bad, with some still coming from last week's Game Developer's Conference. Plus Casey gets a little personal and answers some of your emails personally on air. Just don't expect to get that kind of special treatment again, everybody gets one.

So mute your VHS copy of Krull, put whatever game you're playing to sleep, and clean out your ears with some cotton swabs so you can hear Casey loud and clear. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, February 29th »


 

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Through the clouds and rain covering southern California these days, The MMO Report breaks through like a blinding ray of sunshine in your otherwise dark and dreary life. But don't worry, we'll have you back to the dreary soon enough.

This week we begin our discussions coming out of the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, a yearly collection of boring speaches given about programing topics and simulation engines. Now, while that may sound about as exciting as a weekend with your Uncle Sol who spent 3 semesters studying primate biology at the community college, those are actually the nuts and bolts that act as the inner clockwork of the games we play. Bottom line, it's a good thing.

But out of all of that, we got a sizable amount of new announcements and footage from this year's GDC, and we're happy to pass it forward. And even happier to point and laugh. It's what we do.

So stoke the fire, warm up the cocoa, and settle into your most comfortable chair. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, February 22nd »


 

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This week we saw the celebration of all things consumer based: Valentine's Day.

While I'm sure most of you did not drop large amounts of cash on chocolate, jewelry, and flowers, we're here to tell you where your money SHOULD be spent; monthly subscription fees for online video games. I think we all know the only love we really need comes from our fellow Guild Members and especially friendly NPCs, so allow us to be your shepherd through the field of massively multiplayer online lovin'.

Also, did anyone else watch that Saint Valentine's Day Massacre special on the History Channel last night? Brutal!

So snuggle up with someone special (your computer), bring down the lights (your monitor), and take the phone (your headset) off the hook, it's time to get down to business. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, February 15th »


 

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Last week, the great John Walsh guest hosted while Casey was out sick. Now Casey is on the mend, and we all know what that means. No one puts baby in the corner and gets away with it.

This week our stories are quite varied, moving from rumors to cancelations to frugal gaming practices. We even have a story about one gamer's attempt to get the local authorities involved when his buddy stole all his in-game weapons and items. What ever happened to the golden rule: Don't Snitch?

But the real story? Casey's return to his fully armed and operational battle station. So fuel up on caffeine and ginseng, fluff up your lower-back support pillow, and attach the catheter. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, February 8th »


 

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This week, we have something very special for all of you.

You see, a horrible plague has fallen upon the offices of G4, as many of you already know. This certain bug happened to infect our glorious leader, and hence rendered Casey unable to fulfill his hosting duties.

But fear not, oh faithful ones, a simple absence won't stop the magic. G4's very own John Walsh thankfully stepped up to the plate and guest hosted the MMO Report for us this week, and are we ever glad he did. While mister Walsh may be the Yin to Casey's Yang, he brings  a flavor to this week's report that cannot be put into words. We are quite proud.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the comedic stylings of one of the funniest people we know. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, February 1 »


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It's been quite a week here at the G4 offices. I won't bore you with the details, but let's just say there will be many a livers preserved in rubbing alcohol this weekend. Starting right now. Bartender!

This week's news is varied, ranging from delays to maxed out wallets to new game announcements. But the big news is, everyone's favorite segment, WTF Second Life, is back yet again. Although this week's story isn't quite as...sticky as they usually are, so put the wetnaps away. Pervert.

So once again, we ask you to raise your glass, toast good fortune, and try not to do a spit take. Unless you have your webcam on and send us the result. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, January 25th »


 

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This week's episode has a collection of bad news. Funny bad news, but bad news none the less.

Not only do we have a small handful of MMO cancelations to tell you about, but a certain gift from a certain prophet may have crapped it's pants. I'm not naming names, but you'll soon see the level of frustration that has gripped our fine host. Please send candy and flowers to console him.

The good news? Bad news means we get to make funny. And that's why y ou love us. Right? You love us, right?

So grab your gal, shine your shoes, and prepare to paint Ironforge red, this is...

The MMO Report.
 

The MMO Report: Friday, January 18th »


 

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Guess who's back.

Back again.

Casey's back.

Tell a friend.

After a nice two weeks off, the MMO Report returns well fed, well rested, and well gifted. Our holiday taught us something, we miss making this show. The funny was building up like a hilarious boil on our necks while we were away, so to start off the new year right, we immediately lanced it and you all get to appreciate the outcome. Watch for a special quest appearance.

So strap in, tune in, turn on, and drop out. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, January 11th »


 

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Happy New Year from the MMO Report. In this dawning of a new age, we'd like to start the year off with something different. Still recovering from the lack of MMO news over the holiday season, we've put together something very special for all of you.

Machinima has always been something we enjoyed, but never had the time to implement into our show. I mean, what could be more amusing than a bunch of amateur film makers producing comedic shorts using in-game engines from our favorite digital distractions? Maybe puppies, but that's beside the point. The point is we made this collection of machinima shorts just for you. And don't worry, we didn't include any of the depressing, artsy-fartsy flicks. So nuke up some Redenbacher, smoke em if you got em, and chortle until you need to change your shorts. This is...

The MMO Report.

 

The MMO Report: Friday, January 4 »


 

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