For a glimpse into your future, take a look at Eons.com, a social networking site for the over-50 set.
It's not pretty. The recently launched "web 2.0" (I hate even typing that) site features online puzzles designed to forestall the inevitable decay of your mental functions, a goal-listing service of "OMG, I have to get these done before I die!" dreams, a blog for complaining about your lumbago, and a death notification system so your pals will know when you depart this vale of tears.
Also of note: cRANKy, the eons.com "age relevant" search engine. I entered "Please don't put me in a nursing home!" and this was the result.?I'm not sure what it means either.
Sadly there are no photos of hot G.I.L.Fs in evidence on the site.? The site was started by the guy who lanched monster.com, and a quick look suggests a corporate dream of what being old is like as opposed to the horrible, terrifying reality that the end of our days will bring.
But look me up, my Eons Screenname is sjohnson. I'll totally add you if I don't die first.