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For a glimpse into your future, take a look at Eons.com, a social networking site for the over-50 set.

It's not pretty. The recently launched "web 2.0" (I hate even typing that) site features online puzzles designed to forestall the inevitable decay of your mental functions, a goal-listing service of "OMG, I have to get these done before I die!" dreams, a blog for complaining about your lumbago, and a death notification system so your pals will know when you depart this vale of tears.

Also of note: cRANKy, the eons.com "age relevant" search engine. I entered "Please don't put me in a nursing home!" and this was the result.?I'm not sure what it means either.

Sadly there are no photos of hot G.I.L.Fs in evidence on the site.? The site was started by the guy who lanched monster.com, and a quick look suggests a corporate dream of what being old is like as opposed to the horrible, terrifying reality that the end of our days will bring.

But look me up, my Eons Screenname is sjohnson. I'll totally add you if I don't die first.


With the exception of Morgan Webb and Beth Ostrosky, I don't usually?think of G4's hosts as sexy... but the gamer girl over at The Girl Gamer blog disagrees.

According to the site's readers' poll, G4 on-air?personalities make up 4 of the top 10 sexiest guys in the gaming industry, including the top spot taken by Tommy Tallarico, co-host of Electric Playground. The other host of EP, Victor Lucas, took the fifth spot, and Attack of the Show's Kevin Pereira came in 6th. X-Play's Adam Sessler showed up on the list as well, coming in as the 9th sexiest man in gaming.

TheFeed sat down with Kevin Pereira this morning and?chopped it up about his oozing sexuality...

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That's some sexy lingerie, space tiger!Some people who aren't you are starting to think about what the human species will be like when we're forced to mate in a zero gravity environment.

As if intercourse?wasn't already awkward enough with all the fluids and the limbs flailing and the Barry White, now it's being further complicated by science. You think unhooking a bra is hard? Try getting your space lady out of that helmet. The space sexpert they talked to used the word "choreographed" to describe the type of sex you'd have to have in zero gravity.?

Choreographed + sex +?gangly space nerds = best porn ever made!

Also, there was this quote: "Sex in micro-g might be a little underwhelming. That is, the fantasy might be vastly superior to the reality. It's a pretty messy environment...for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction."

You know what that means? If you try to hang a noodle from the nose, it'll go everywhere and ruin your astronaut ice creams! Oh nos!!!11!!1!!!!

LiveScience: Sex in Space: Getting a Grip on Gravity

Tourism is down in Eastern Europe. What's better way to attract young people back to the Baltic's best vacation spot than?to make a flash cartoon depicting a married man shtupping a walking set of cartoon knockers in a fishing boat?

It's as funny as it sounds.

Especially the part when he's sitting at the bar waiting for his "date" and there's this lonely looking little bee patiently waiting there with him for no reason at all. Oh and the part in the boat. That's good too.

This is the kind of delicious stuff that could only come from the former Eastern Bloc, but it's definitely 18+ and Not Safe For Work due to the gratuitous use of cartoon boobies.

I just love watching it over and over again.

Click here to watch the most brilliant tourism video ever made.

Spider-Man 3 is just about in the can, which means that the speculation can already begin about whether or not there will be a Spider-Man 4. The good news is that there are key people who are up for it, if there's a good story to tell. Those people include Director Sam Raimi, who said he'd definitely make another one if the studio asked him to.

Should the studio decide not to ask him to, Cameron Crowe has also said he'd make himself available to direct a fourth iteration of the Spidey franchise. That would be cool, and it would have a kickin' soundtrack, but the danger is that Spidey would spend the third act driving around the country trying to find himself, while obscure Nancy Wilson covers play in the background.

Slash Film.com: Is Spider-Man 3 the last Spider-Man Movie?


A Kaiser Family Foundation study is reporting that snack food advertisers are increasingly using "advergames" to draw in young consumers.? These wonderful online marketing ploys are not yet as common as TV commercials, but tend to involve children for much longer and more intense periods of time.? The study raises concerns that games like Chips Ahoy Soccer Shootout, Pop-Tart Slalom, and Cheetos Cowtapult will only continue to contribute to the growing obesity problem amongst American children.?


Personally, as a health conscious adult, I can't wait to play awesome web games like Super Asparagus Pole Vault, Non-Fat Yogurt X-Treme Swim Meet, and Grape Nuts Morning Constitutional.


CNN.com: Study: 'Advergames' luring kids online

Help Wanted


Posted June 28, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

From the press release...

"Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes."

I volunteer Steve Johnson and Mike D'Alonzo.

Response Source: Sperm Tester Wanted - Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search

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