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Troy Lee Gentry from country duo Montgomery Gentry has been accused of killing a tame black bear that federal officials say he tagged as killed in the wild.

According to YahhoNews, "Gentry, 39, of Franklin, Tenn., and Lee Marvin Greenly, 46, of Sandstone, appeared Tuesday before U.S. Magistrate Judge Raymond Erickson in connection with a sealed indictment returned by a federal grand jury in Minneapolis.

"Authorities allege that Gentry purchased the bear for about $4,650 from Greenly, a wildlife photographer and hunting guide, then killed it with a bow and arrow in an enclosed pen on Greenly's property in October 2004.

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In case you haven't heard, Attack of the Show is live all week in the city of sin: Las Vegas. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but that doesn't apply when you're broadcasting a live TV show, does it. So tune in tonight at 7PM ET to watch the Attack of the Show crew get wild and weird in Sin City--we're talking cat houses, strip-clubs, dance clubs, betting parlors, and a few back alleys here and there, I'll bet.

Don't miss it. All week. All live. All Vegas, baby!

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This?probably isn't?news to you if you've ever been to youtube.com, but teenagers all over the country enjoy videotaping fights with one another then posting them on the internets or compiling and selling DVDs.

The police have just caught onto the disturbing but highly entertaining?trend and vow to "crack down" on offenders and use the threat of arrest to?put an end to?the murderous rage that lurks at the center of each of us.

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Criminal charges against a New York hip-hop disc jockey DJ Star, that a-hole DJ who threatened to violate and pee on the child of a rival disc jockey, have been dropped.

The New York District Attorney's office said today that the racist and sexually threatening comments Star (a.k.a. Troi Torain) made against Gia Casey, the wife of a rival disc jockey DJ Envy (a.k.a. Raashaun Casey) and their daughter were not necessarily against the law... just in really bad taste (me says).

The charges will be dropped in six months if Star does three days community service and stays away from the four-year-old child.

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MySpace is a good place to look at pictures of attractive ladies. But they're always wearing clothes.

That's sad.

But there's a solution: A XXX-rated MySpace competitor has launched. The site bars anyone under 18, and?allows users to upload any kind of pictures they like as well as complete "fantasy profiles."

No doubt most users' fantasies will be that some females actually sign up.

Reuters: 'Adult' Web company launches MySpace-styled site

This is kind of cool: A high school for troubled teens in Ohio is offering courses in videogames to their students.?The high-schoolers won't be sitting in class playing Super Monkeyball. The courses will focus "largely on the elements of video game creation, from concept to finished product."

Had they had that program when I was in high school, I might not have ended up in Juvie.

gamepolitics.com: Ohio High School Encourages Troubled Kids to Take Up Games

A group of six?"zombies" were arrested in downtown Minneapolis last week and spent the weekend in jail.

The young people, in costume and makeup?for a "zombie dance party," were carrying, according to police, "simulated weapons of mass destruction."

Sounds to me like a?few people were acting like freaks and the cops don't like freaks, so they trumped up a charge and shook the terrorism stick to make their ridiculous?arrest seem legit. They also threw in the time-tested charge of "failing to identify" themselves. Or they were actually zombies.

It's a sad day?when you can't dress up in a costume and act stupid with your friends.

kstp.com: 'Zombies' arrested in downtown Minneapolis

The French are the?best people on earth.

They eat better food, make better movies, write better books, have better conversations,?paint better pictures and make love better?than anyone else on earth.

France is vastly superior to America in terms leadership, overall intelligence of the population, manners, education level, health care and economic system.

French women are hotter than American women.

French workers go on month-long paid vacations as a matter of course.

The French are civilized. They dress better than us: Only Frenchmen (and Fred from Scooby Doo)?can confidently rock ascots.

I could go on all day, literally, but I won't. Instead I'll tell you about France's one failing--other than that whole "cooperating with Nazis thing"--and that is:?They fail at rolling the world's largest joint.

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The current?heatwave that heralds the end-of-days has claimed many casualties: Old people too poor to afford air conditioning, my social life, and now, MySpace.

The popular pretend-friend aggregation website MySpace shut down at 6:40 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday until about 6:00 a.m. Pacific on Monday due to power failures brought on by excessive power usage in California.

I, for one, am leaving all 16 of my air conditioners on full blast from now on.

CNet.com: MySpace suffers outage

M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water is getting ripped to tiny little celluloid shreds by just about every critic "lucky" enough to have seen the thing. There are currently no positive reviews of the film among the mainstream publications collected by rottentomatoes.com.

The general consensus: It's silly, pretentious, over-blown fake mystical bullsh*t.

Choice decriptor include "ponderous," "self-indulgent," "awkward," "inept," "alienating," and?"self-absorbed." They left out?"crappy," but the thought is there.

Poor Night.? Poor, poor Night. In the future, maybe you shouldn't feature a bumbling, clueless movie critic as a main character.

Should you want to check it out because you're such a huge fan of Signs, the flick opens this Friday.

Rottentomatoes.com

If you follow TheFeed at all, you?know that Wal-Mart has launched a hopelessly cynical and uncool MySpace clone, "Hubster,"?to hawk their tween?clothing lines. Corporations co-opting youth movement trends isn't exactly?news, but it's pretty rare when they do it as poorly and unintentionally hilariously as Hubster.

But there's a contest for best page. And the prize is a free trip to Los Angeles. So?TheFeed decided to create a page and enter the world of Hubster.

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Clever illicit?drug manufacturers in England are decorating their psychedelic drug tablets with Xbox 360 logos, or so I read on an internet bulletin board:

Matt 18 posted the following on Squatjuice's board: "Any1 no anything bout the xbox 360 pills? dropped 5 at the party near northampton at the weekend and was buzzin off my tits like normal then started trippin. wasnt till the nxt day i heard they were cut wit LSD?"

Drugs are cool. I don't know where any1 gotz teh idea they make U stupid.

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An Australian newspaper is reporting an awesome dating story: When a woman refused Darren John Hollitt's request for a second date, he threatened to post her nude pictures--taken on their first date--on the internet.

Many awesome facts were uncovered at the trial. Here's how the judge described Hollitt's phone calls to the woman: "You spoke to her in a loathsome way. You called her a bitch and a whore and told her that she had no choice but to do what you wanted."

Surpsingly, Hollitt was convicted of blackmail and thrown in jail.

Stay classy, Australia.

news.com.au: Man jailed over internet blackmail

I'm not sure how much truth there is to this one, but the rumor of the day on the internet computer machines is that the code to Hellgate: London has been stolen by inscrutable Chinese hackers who are offering?it up to the highest bidder?on an as-yet-unnamed site.

The game's publisher is thus-far mum.

Gamers With Jobs

Are you way too good-looking for those ugly jerks at MySpace? Fear not! There's a social networking website out there for you.

Modelshotel.com is so exclusive, you can only join up if you're a model represented by a legitimate modeling agency! Awesome, right?

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