"Max" Top Dog Name in New York

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Posted December 28, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Did you just get a new dog for christmas? Was it still alive when you opened the box? If you answered "Yes" to both of those questions and you live in New York City, chances are you probably named your new pup Max.

Max? Real original everybody. Jeez.

According to the people who give doggie licenses in New York City (if you ask me, DOGS shouldn't be DRIVING, but whatever), the most commonly issued name was Max.

When asked for comment, the over 1,000 licensed dogs in Manhattan answered by slobbering on our legs and sniffing our privates.

Reuters: Max has maximum appeal among dog names

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I love me some craigslist.com.

If I'm not trolling for VGL SWF looking for casual encounters, I'm marveling over the variety of truly horrible jobs you can do or perusing the "I can't even give this stuff away" free ads.

Today, craigslist published the best of the best. The funniest, most awesome posting from the entire year. We're talking headlines like:

Go and waste your time.

Bao Xishun is a delightful Asian gentleman, and the tallest guy in the world. He's ?7 feet, 8 inches tall! He's also a dolphin-saving expert.

Xishun saved the lives of two dolphins who swallowed some plastic in a Chinese aquarium. After inscrutable Eastern?veteranarians failed to extract the detritus with their instruments, they called up Xishun and were like, "Dude, you have long arms; reach into their mouthes and pull the stuff out!"

So that's just what happened.

I'm going to write an inspirational Hollywood movie about the incident. Here's the pitch:

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It's going to be awhile before the robots take over, if this clip of Honda's Asimo?slipping on the stairs?is any indication. I've watched this video 12 times, and it's?still funny.

If you get a speeding ticket in Orlando you might be in for a delightful holiday surprise! Police in the Florida town are dressing as elves and manning radar speed-traps to catch drivers who flout speed limits.

Operation ELF (Enforcing Limits and Fining speeders) has trapped over 150 speeders in its first couple hours of operation and will continue through the holiday season.

Why, exactly, the local police are dressing in dumb costumes was not revealed. Also, why not a Biblical theme for the cops instead?

I don't mean Jesus, but maybe the Angel Gabriel could help stop speeding...or one of the shepards of the field or three wise men.... Melchior seems like a good choice. He's my favorite wise man, and he really knew how to pick out?the perfect gift.

Bonus points if you know what, exactly, Melchior brought to the Baby J.

Local 6.com: Deputy Dresses As Elf To Catch Speeders


Our official?policy at TheFeed is?to chuckle coldly at the misfortunes of others, because, let's face it, it's funny when bad things happen to people who aren't us. But this story fills our black hearts with a little?something called hope.

It all went down in Durham, North Carolina, when the Long family was terrorized by nere-do-wells who broke into their?apartment in the hopes of absconding with cash and valuable prizes. One of the horrible, armed?criminal forced the family down to the floor and then stole their cash and cards while his equally horrible accomplice waited outside.

Little did they know pint-sized crime-stopper Stevie Long was in his bedroom. The four-year-old dressed himself up in a Power Rangers costume and burst into the living room, plastic sword drawn, shouting, "Leave my family alone!"

Rather than slay the child (as I would have) the robber was spooked enough to run from the house.

The story is not without it's tragedy, however:? Heather Evans, Stevie's aunt, feels the boy is delusional. "He fully believed he morphed," she said.

News Observer: His sister in danger, 4-year-old plays hero

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Wow Wow Wee Wah! Check out this trailer for Sims 2: Pets for the DS.

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Know what that's a picture of? It's a picture of G4's game-loving staff unwrapping the network's official PlayStation 3 test unit. Mmmm.... shiny.

It's like Christmas came early.

Many more pics are under the cut.

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UK Gets PlayStation Stairmaster

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Posted November 6, 2006 - By mbretz

It's one thing to experience an elevated heart rate while playing a nerve-fraying survival horror game like, say, Fatal Frame. It's another thing entirely to get your ticker working overtime to such tame fare as Tak 2: The Staff of Dreams.

But thanks to The Oceana Trading Company, your little brothers and sisters may soon be doing just that, courtesy of the UK company's Step2Play exercise machine.

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What do you do with an Xbox 360 that breaks down after its warranty has expired?

Pay to get it repaired?

Throw it out?

Neither of those solutions is as elegant as the answer this dude came up with: He decided to use his broken machine as a next-gen cooking device. Now we know, 360s get hot enough to boil water and make very gross-looking fried eggs!

Who needs Gears of War when you can eat delicious processor-fried eggs?

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In the most exciting bit of theater news since The Evil Dead Musical, television star David Hasselhoff will be starring in a Las Vegas production of The Producers.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Hasselhoff will be playing the part of effeminate director Roger DeBris.

"He's perfect for Roger DeBris," The show's creator Mel Brooks said of the BayWatch star at a press conference. "He has the best legs in Hollywood."


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TheFeed loves two things: Scary Halloween crap and boobs. Rarely are the two mixed in as wonderful a combination as at the Playboy mansion's annual Halloween bash.

Because I am awesome, I was there. Because I care about you, I brought back a video... Wanna see how Hef and the Girls Next Door celebrate the most-haunted day of the year?? The vid is right under the cut, homes.

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YouTube may be pulling down all its videos from Comedy Central and the NFL, but as long as I can still watch little kids rocking out to Sepultura, I think the site will survive.

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G4's got a whole pile of awesome Halloween awesomeness for you to enjoy.

On TV, we're broadcasting Night of the Living Dead Live, a showing of the classic fright flick hosted by the stars of American Movie.

On the web side, we got a trick-or-treat bag bursting with videos, articles, photo galleries, and other ghostily good crap to enjoy.

Here's an example. It's Blair Butler's trip on the 1947 Project's Halloween Horrors Crime Bus tour. ooh. Scary!:

And there's more where that come from. Just click. Unless you're chicken!!!

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Boy Scouts Vs. Pirates


Posted October 20, 2006 - By Stephen Johnson

Boy Scouts are hot, but The Boy Scouts have jumped the shark.

The Los Angeles branch of the citizenship-training organization is giving merit badges for respecting copyrights.

Would be badge-holders will learn about the evils of pirating CDs, movies and games and then be given a patch reading "junior facist" showing a film reel, a music CD and the international copyright symbol, a "C" enclosed in a circle.

First they came for the gay scouts, and now the music pirates: Thanks, scouts!

SFGate.com: L.A. Boy Scouts new merit badge: 'Respect Copyrights'

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