One-legged golddigger Heather Mills is lashing back at critics who say her upcoming appearance on Dancing With The Stars is sure to result in her artificial leg flying off on the show. Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife says her damn leg ain't coming off!

In a recent interview, the former model and soon to be multi-millionaire said, "It won't come off. As much as everyone would love it to go flying, I'm sure it's not going to come off. Yes, I've got an artificial leg, yes, I'm going to dance, yes, I'm going to do the best I can, and hopefully it will inspire people."

Maaan, I have been waiting a long time to hear a celebrity say these words: "Yes, I've got an artificial leg, yes, I'm going to dance."

Skynews.com: Heather Mills ? "My Leg Won't Come Off"

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Hottie Scarlett Johansson has signed on to star in Cassandra's Dream, her third Woody Allen flick.

This makes Johansson the actress the director has used most frequently since muses Mia Farrow and Diane Keaton. Match Point and Scoop were the duo's other flicks together.

The untitled film, which finds Johansson acting alongside Penelope Cruz and Javier Barde, will shoot in Spain this summer, making it Allen's fourth consecutive production outside the U.S.

The film will also mark the third time men around the globe have masturbated to a Woody Allen film.

Variety.com: Johansson signs on to third Allen pic

Steven Spielberg, director of both 1941 and The Unfinished Journey, is working with Electronic Arts?to create two new, next-gen?videogames, one for the Wii. Althought he couldn't go into a lot of detail, EA's Neil Young (no, not the old hippy) had this to say about the collabo:

"We have two of those underway at the studio right now. I can tell you one of them is what you might expect, in that Steven's stories are often intimate stories set against an Earth or world changing event. And if you think about Steven Spielberg's movies, those big stories are sort of shown through the eyes of a small number of people that are intimately connected. The first product that Doug Church is producing is very much in that vein. The second product is really not in that vein, and Lou Castle is producing that game. Lou's one of the great game makers in our business, just like Doug, and that's a product that we're building for the Wii. So it's very different and very interesting and we're excited about that."

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Hey, you guys! Stop picking on TheFeed's boy Jared Leto! C'mon everybody, you guys are being jerks! Stop it!

The latest Jared hater (or, "Ja-ter," as I like to call them) is talk show host Jimmy Kimmel, who recently told Stuff magazine, "He was so insufferably satisfied with himself that I wanted to strangle him."

Now that's where I draw the line, mister! You can hate on our guy as much as you want, but DO NOT DARE to accuse him of being self-satisfied! And don't you even think about threatening him with violence, you portly bastard! Me and my Leto minions (or "Limions," as the liberal media has tagged us) will find, you, cut your stomach out and wear it as a hat!!!!

A HAT, I tell you!!!!!


NYPost.com: Too Self-Satisfied

Rocker Courtney Love is being accused of not paying a $181,000 rehab bill. California drug treatment facility Luxe claims that Love spent three months there in late-2005 and has since ignored demands to pay her outstanding tab.

In a Superior Court lawsuit, Beau Monde International, who owns Luxe, charges that Kurt Cobain's widow was treated at their Newport Beach facility, a "boutique" rehab center that allows no more than five patients at a time. Beau Monde says Love paid $10,000 after entering the facility in August 2005, but still owes the balance.

So what sort of treatments do you get at this particular rehab spot? How about spa and salon treatments, gourmet meals, and poolside massages, all enjoyed in luxurious fluffy robes and slippers! So how's that stuff supposed to get you off drugs???

Thesmokinggun.com: Courtney Love Sued Over Rehab Bill


The sex tape featuring socialite Kim Kardashian and then-boyfriend Ray-J appears to be back on track to hitting stores next week. After a brief attempt to cut a deal with the daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, Vivid Entertainment is going forward with a March 21 release of Kim Kardashian Superstar.

"I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn't even come close to reaching an agreement," said Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. "We will now immediately move forward with the release."

Hirsch is confident Vivid has a legal right to distribute the DVD of the video, and paid an unidentified third party $1 million for rights to the three-year-old tape.

A rep for Kim says she will "continue to vigorously defend and protect her legal rights" and says the lawsuit against Vivid is still moving forward.

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In a major case of "Oh, no he didn't!", Nintendo of America President and COO Reggie Fils-Aime slammed Sony big man Phil Harrison in front of a large crowd, including Harrison himself at Miyamoto's keynote speech at GDC.

While mingling with fans, one Nintendo loyal hollered from rows above to "kick his ass and take his name!" When Reggie asked whose name he needed to take, the fan singled out Harrison, also sitting on the front row.

The Regginator, without pausing, simply responded with, "Some would say we've already done that."

Oh, sh*t! Oh, No he didn't!

Oh, yes he did! ROFL! OMG! LOL!

Reports say that Harrison took it like a man.

Infendo.com: Reggie vs Phil

Troubled R&B star Bobby Brown is now saying that his buddies came up with his bail money last week and sprung him from the clink, not the radio station that is claiming they did so in exchange for air shifts...which they claim he backed out on. He says Hot 99.5 and DJ Kane are lying.

Additionally, Brown's lawyer told the Tom Joyner Morning Show that she had indeed spoken to Hot 99.5 about this deal, but that "they never paid a penny," and that Bobby's brother actually paid the $19,000 bail.

But Hot 99.5 ain't buying that and posted an email today between its program director and Parks, describing a deal in which Brown would be paid $27,638 to "work for" the station.

You'll recall Brown spent three nights behind bars last week in Massachusetts for failing to pay child support. You'll also recall his musical career SUCKED!

TMZ.com: Bobby: Radio Station "Lied," Didn't Pay A Penny of Bail

Jackson 5ive To Reunite?


Posted March 8, 2007 - By Frank Meyer

Word on the street (that street being fabulous Mulholland Dr., by the way) is that Michael Jackson is reforming the Jackson 5 as a way to rescue himself from his financial woes.

According to reports, the faded pop superstar and his brothers will play 250 concerts in Las Vegas, along with a full-scale world tour that should net about $500 million.

Yup, that'll solver yer debt problems...

Best of all (and by "best" I mean "horribly wrong") is that there's talk of erecting a casino, stadium, and hotel in Vegas to mark Jacko's legacy....of terror.

YahooNews.com: Jackson 5 to reform?

Horror is apparently the new black. It seems like there's nary an actor who can't wait to sink their teeth into a juicy blood-spattered, emotionally-scarred role. The latest kids to be caught up in Hollywood's latest fad include Lost heartthrob hobbit Dominic Monaghan and Hellboy himself Ron Perlman.

The two actors have signed on to star in I Sell the Dead for Glass Eye Pix, along with Larry Fessenden of Broken Flowers. The film centers around Monaghan and Fessenden who play corpse traders in 18th Century London. Perlman is set to play a priest.

So, it's a little Spartan on the details, but so far it sounds like we're in for a scary, moody, and terribly intense horror film version of a Monty Python sketch.

That would be Awesome!

Dark Horizons: Perlman & Monaghan Dig Up "Dead"

Well, M. Night Shyamalan can stop holding his breath now. After months of bad publicity from his split with Disney, not to mention the scathing reviews and abysmal box office performance for his latest film effort Lady in the Water, a few of us were starting to wonder when, and even if, M. Night would find another job.

Here comes Fox to the rescue! (cue trumpet flare)

Shyamalan found himself in a difficult position late last year after his latest release opened to terrible reviews and even more disappointing box office results. A few months later he turned up with his newest script, entitled The Green Effect. There were no takers.

After going back and performing massive rewrites, Shyamalan has resurfaced with a new draft of Green, now titled The Happening. The newest version of the script has produced great interest around Hollywood and the people at 20th Century Fox seem to have won the prize.

This will be M. Night's first film for Fox and Rupert Murdoch and reportedly his first R-rated feature.

So, what's the twist?


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How would you sentence supermodel Naomi Campbell for hitting her maid with a mobile phone?

Attend anger management classes?

Have her pay to cover the housekeeper's medical expenses?

Make her spend a week mopping floors at a New York City warehouse?

C'mon that last one seems a big far-fatched, doesn't it?

Nope. The super-bitch got slapped with all three punishments after pleading guilty to reckless assault, and starts scrubbing the Lower East Side Sanitation Department warehouse on March 19.

Note to all guys in New York: GET YOUR ASSES DOWN TO THE LOWER EAST SIDE SANITATION DEPARTMENT WAREHOUSE ON MARCH 19...and bring some tissue paper.

YahooNews.com: Naomi Campbell to scrub New York floors over phone rage incident

Borat: Human Rights Victim

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Posted March 7, 2007 - By Yodapollo

Sacha Baron Cohen and his controversial character Borat are in the news again, this time being mentioned in the State Department's annual report on human rights around the globe.

The report, presented on Tuesday by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, pointed a big old finger at the real Kazakhstan for human rights violations including the censorship of a website run by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen as a fake homepage for his fictional Kazakh reporter.

The Kazakh government made headlines leading up to the release of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, insisting that the character was offensive and that the film suggested that Kazakhstan is full of nothing but thieves, rapists, and prostitutes. They later claimed to "get the joke."

Also mentioned in the report is an incident involving an opposing politician who, along with his bodyguard and driver, were murdered under mysterious circumstances that seem to have gone uninvestigated. Hmm. Interesting.

Yahoo.com: Borat seen as human rights victim by U.S. government

Tickets are still available for Michael Jackson's two exclusive fan events in Tokyo this week where fans can get a 30 second meet and greet with him at a VIP party for $1,300.

VERY available.

YahooNews.com: Tickets still available for Jacko events

Faded pop star Michael Jackson still has some pull...in other countries. Jacko is charging upwards of $3,500 per person for 30 a second meet and greet, says Billboard.

For instance, at a Japanese VIP party, guests paid that amount to mingle with Jackson and spend half a minute or so of "exclusive face time" and get a photo with the child molester...er, singer. And that doesn't even get you a friggin' song!


I hear that for another $2,000 he'll feel up your toddler too. But not girls.

[Oh my, did I just say that? Kidding, of course...]

Huffingtonpost.com: Jackson Charging $3,500 for 30 Seconds


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