David Boreanaz a.k.a. Angel from the Buffy-verse may be walking (or swimming) a mile in the sandals of Marvel’s Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner.

Universal Pictures and director Jonathan Mostow (U-571, Terminator 3) are making a movie based on the Sub-Mariner’s exploits and its rumored that Boreanaz recently auditioned for the title role.

If there’s an actor alive that can make swimming, fighting lame villains (occasionally the Fantastic Four) and talking to fish interesting, he can.

Darkhorizons.com: Boreanaz Up For "Sub-Mariner"?

The only thing hotter than a well endowed Australian pop diva with a nice butt is a well endowed Australian pop diva with a nice butt who, at the height of her career, willingly chooses to do a sci-fi project. 

Hot chicks usually avoid roles in sci-fi productions like the plague once they get past the point in their career where they have to appear topless on screen in order to get acting gigs. 

Yet Kylie Minogue has chosen, of her own free will, to step into the phone box looking timeship, the TARDIS and make a guest appearance on this year’s Doctor Who Christmas episode.

It will be the hottest, most toe tapping Doctor Who episode ever. We’re just guessing about the toe tapping part. Why wouldn’t they take advantage of her pipes though? She is a professional singer after all.

Darkhorizons.com: Minogue Visits "Doctor" At Xmas

Tags: Celebrities, Music, TV

James Doohan's ashes are missing somewhere in New Mexico. The mortal remains of the man who played Montgomery Scott, or 'Scotty,' on Star Trek, were blasted into space in a suborbital rocket as part of a service that, well, blasts people's ashes into space, but only for a short time. Don't ask us, we're not sure why anyone would do it, either.

Still, the rocket containing the ashes was lost upon re-entry, and is presumed missing someplace in New Mexico, in an area that's reportedly difficult for the recovery team to reach. So, Doohan's ashes, as well as the ashes of some 300 other people, who each paid $495 to have themselves shot into space, will just have to wait a while.

Yahoo! News: Ashes of Star Trek's Scotty beam down, go missing

At his court appearance today on charges of driving while intoxicated on drugs, faded pop star George Michael admitted to being "very ashamed" of his actions.

You’ll recall police found the 43-year-old slumped at the wheel of his car in London and arrested him for “driving while unfit due to drugs.” He blamed his behavior on a mixture of tiredness and prescription medicine.

"I did something very stupid," he told the court. "I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong and got into my car when I was unfit to drive. I was not in my normal physical state and I am perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment for that and I would have accepted it a long time ago."

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Ladies and gentlemen of America, Fate, Irony and Payback officially just teamed up to take on Paris Hilton.

In an unbelievable show of sweet justice, Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license. The hotel heiress-turned TV star-turned-pop diva broke down and wept the Judge Michael Sauer told her to report to jail by June 5, claiming it was all a big misunderstanding and she just did what her people told her to.

...It didn’t help that the Simple Life star showed up 20 minutes late for the 1.30 p.m. hearing, powdering her nose on the way in. Upon her exit, she wore dark sunglasses to hide her teary eyes and runny makeup. Awesome.

Regarding her two forays behind the wheel while her license was suspended due to a 2006 DUI conviction, Hilton blamed her "misinformation" from her "advisers." When a prosecutor asked if she had read the license suspension notice sent by the DMV, she responded: "I have people do that for me. I just sign what people tell me to sign.”

How sad. 

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Paris Is Burning!


Posted May 4, 2007 - By Frank Meyer

Prosecutors in the Los Angeles attorney's office filed documents in Superior Court this week recommending Paris Hilton be jailed for 45 days after violating terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.

They also want the swanky hotel heiress to abstain from alcohol for 90 days, be forced to wear an alcohol monitoring device, and to have her license suspended for an additional four months. Hilton is set to appear before a judge for a probation violation hearing today. The judge can accept it or impose a different penalty. The maximum penalty is 90 days in jail.

Hilton pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving in the Sept. 7 Hollywood arrest. Caps said she appeared drunk and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the cut off line in which an adult driver is considered impaired and in violation of the law.

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The one, the only, Carrie Fisher is joining the cast of Showtime’s hit comedy about the minutia of suburbanite life, the trials of love, and of course, the sticky icky, Weeds.

Yeah, Matthew Modine is going to be joining as well and the hot Zooey Deschanel is returning, but it’s Princess Leia Organa we’re fixated on.

Maybe, if fisher has a sense of humor about the whole Star Wars thing, there will be a scene where she’s sitting around with a bunch of stoners getting high and someone sticks some cinnabons to the sides of her head.

That would be so sexy… we mean funny. That would be funny.

Yahoo News: Matthew Modine, Carrie Fisher dig "Weeds"

Tags: Celebrities, TV

That Lindsay Lohan is full of surprises. She’s gone from cute kid star to smoking hot sexpot to media anti-darling, and now she’s undergoing yet another transformation--this time for the better.

The fiery redhead is taking the Jamie Lee Curtis route (in the horror classic Halloween) and showcasing her acting chops by getting chopped up.

Lohan takes center stage in the cerebral and gory thriller, I Know Who Killed Me and she’s quite adamant, this isn’t a kids’ movie or a cookie cutter romantic comedy, this one’s got some real grit.

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TheFeed doesn't usually comment on politics--our political opinions are so advanced, we're more concerned with the trade gap between Rigel 7 and the Tramulan Empire than your earthly politics--but we're making an exception for political canidate Dennis Kucinich. We are officially endorsing this candidate for president.

Because his wife is hot.

That's what we call a first lady! Am I right? Huh?

Picture it. Travis Bickle v. The Thin White Duke. Ziggy Stardust v. Jake LaMotta. Oh, it would have been awesome, but then David Bowie and Robert DeNiro had to go and make up. Boo. Two of the coolest men on Earth had a beef with each other over conflicting film festivals, DeNiro with his TriBeCa Film Festival, and Bowie with the new High Line Festival, which begins in New York on May 9th.

However, after Bowie showed up at the TriBeCa Festival, DeNiro took him aside and told him that the beef wasn't even real, and that DeNiro had been maligned by people who didn't know what they were talking about. Bowie, for his part, said that there was nothing on Earth like TriBeCa, and that there was no reason to view High Line as a competition.

Thus nullifying the reasoning behind what would assuredly have been the greatest fight of all time.

New York Daily News.com: A Pair of Jolly Good Fellas

Pete Townshend is a lot of things. Rock star, poet, author, actor, crossdresser, notorious manic depressive...and now, you can add software engineer to that list, as well. Pete's developed a new internet-based software program called 'Method,' which will allow people to make music with some very simple beats and instruments, all on their home computer.

'Method' will be available to online users beginning May 1st, and will be free for the first three months. Then, on August 1, it will move to a subscription service. During that time, you'll be able to compose instrumental tracks that you can then post on your blog or website.

Now, more people with no musical talent get to make music! Hooray!

Cnet.com: Rocker Townshend unveils composing software

Tags: Celebrities, Tech

That Seth Green is a demented genius and a nerd, which takes him from being simply cool and elevates him to super cool status. Now, he’s going to do something so cool it could make Hoth look like Tatooine in comparison.

On June 17th at 10 p.m. Robot Chicken is taking a trip to a galaxy far, far away in the 30 minute special, Robot Chicken: Star Wars!

What’s more, George Lucas and Mr. Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill are both going to be in it (as well as long list of celebs including Conan O'Brien, Hulk Hogan and Breckin Meyer), probably doing twisted renditions of all your favorite scenes and poking fun at the Star Wars universe in general.

This thing is going to be more badass than when Luke blew up the Death Star… the first time… that exhaust vent was only two meters long! 

Yahoo News: Lucas, Hamill reunite for "Star Wars" spoof

Scarlett & Mary Chain


Posted April 24, 2007 - By Frank Meyer

Reunited alt-rockers Jesus & Mary Chain are reportedly teaming up with actress/hottie Scarlett Johansson when she sings backing vocals at their Coachella warm-up date in Pomona, California on April 26.

The band have a slew of dates lined up this summer, starting with the Pomona date, Coachella, and then a bunch of Euro festivals.

Scarlett Johansson can sing? Who knew? Actually, who cares,. As long as she looks hot?!? Can I get an Amen, boys?




YahooNews.com: Scarlett Johannson to sing with Jesus & Mary Chain?

Mwahahaha! Hell has officially frozen over and the natural order of things has been forever changed! Move over jocks and rockstars, nerds are taking your place at the top of the desirability totem. You want proof?

Take for example, one Steve Chen, co-founder of the online video site YouTube, multi-millionaire and, above all, nerd. Last week in Manhattan, this humble programmer and visionary got the celebrity treatment, including being mobbed by a crazed throng of devotees during the 'Committee of 100' conference.

Now, you know this guy probably got his ass kicked a time or two in high school and yet, here he is, getting the full court press, traveling the world with his unbelievable fortune and getting offered more Tang (and by that we mean the delicious drink and are no way referencing a slang term for the female sexual organ) than astronauts. It truly is a good time to be a nerd. 

Reuters.com: Rockstar Steve Chen

Tags: Celebrities, Tech

Lohan Hacked!


Posted April 20, 2007 - By Stephen Johnson

Oh, you wily internet hackers! Do you know no shame in your efforts to amuse us with purloined private data from celebrities? Apparently not, because an unknown hacker apparently broke into movie star Linday Lohan's Gmail, MySpace and Blackberry accounts and extracted a grip of photos, emails and other digital material.

Included are mean messages to Paris Hilton, behind-the-scenes photos and other bad, bad materisl The hacker promises to post all this info on a website, and, as much as we hate to admit it, we'll check it out. So will you, I bet.

Egotastic: Lindsay Lohan Hacked


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