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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary

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Posted July 21, 2008 - By Stephen Johnson

Urban Dictionary is our weekly feature to increase your wordification skillz--in other words, boost the vocab, increase to maximum verbosity, expand your linguistics, pimp your lexicon and otherwise make with the new words. Today's new phrase:

  That's how I roll :    What someone would say to insinuate that it was their style, or that it was the way they usually do things.

Usage Example: Yo man so did you already hit it or what?  Yeah, you know that's how I roll.

(Editorial note: you will look like a tool when you say this. Try "that's how I gitdown." instead. Points for originality!)

Urban Dictionary

sjohnson
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Posted July 7, 2008 - By Stephen Johnson

Urban Dictionary is our weekly feature to increase your wordification skillz--in other words, boost the vocab, increase to maximum verbosity, expand your linguistics, pimp your lexicon and otherwise make with the new words. Today's new term:

i olo'd: This piece of internets shorthand means "I only laughed once".  Usually said when something isn't really that funny. Opposite of "i lol'd". Example:

PopularOnTheInternet: dude, check out this om nom webiste lol 
NotEasilyAmused: i olo'd

Urban Dictionary

sjohnson
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Posted June 23, 2008 - By Stephen Johnson

Check it out: Urban Dictionary is our weekly feature to increase your wordification skillz--in other words, boost the vocab, increase to maximum verbosity, expand your linquistics, pimp your lexicon and otherwise make with the new words.

Today's term: bio

Used in many MMORPG's to indicate that you will be away to go to the restroom.
Dude1 "Hey dude, sorry, but I need to take a bio break because it feels as if I have a turtle-head poking out."
Dude2 "Dude, please, just say your going bio. I don't want a picture dude."

Urban Dictionary

sjohnson
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Posted June 16, 2008 - By Stephen Johnson

Check it out: Urban Dictionary is our weekly feature to increase your wordification skillz--in other words, boost the vocab, increase to maximum verbosity, expand your linquistics, pimp your lexicon and otherwise make with the new words.

Today's term:

Word Vomit: A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

Example: I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word Vomit.

Worst Games Of The Year

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Posted December 11, 2007 - By Stephen Johnson

The end of the year means two things: Mawkish holiday versions of your favorite TV shows, and everyone making lists of the best  __BLANKS__ of the year. Today's list is a refreshing change. Instead of the best games of 2007, blog Gemaga has compiled a list of the lowest rated games of the last year. These are the very bottom of the barrel, games that score sub-three levels on review compiler gamerankings.com. Truly, horribly awful.

My personal fave bad game: Deal or No Deal. The game show on TV is bad enough--in spite of Howie Mandell and the bells and whistles, all it is total luck-- but the DS game, apparently, doesn't randomize the numbers, meaning even a gameplay mechanic that relies purely on luck is broken! It seems impossible, but it's true!

Most disappointing: Acme Arsenal. We were actually excited about this wasted opportunity!

How about you: What's your personal choice for worst game of the year?

Gemaga: Worst Games of 2007

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Your day has been luckified!  Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

Conswerative: A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record..

Stripper Wallet: When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.

Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.

Your day has been luckified!  Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

accountabilabuddy
A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
 Kyle is totally my accountabilabuddy. Good lookin out Kyle.

Testosterphone 
(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.
"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

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Your day has been luckified!  Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

pac-manning
To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.
"Dude, quit pac-manning, you're gonna hit that car!"

Urban Cougar
An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.
"Some Urban Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."

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Your day has been luckified!  Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

disco nap
sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.
"i was about to go to the club, but i needed a disco nap to feel refreshed."

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Let's Have Words

Gringo
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Posted April 10, 2007 - By Derek Snowden

Your day has been luckified!  Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

Shyamalaned
A situation that ends up involving ghosts, robots, aliens or other random elements and possibly a plot twist.

Dude A: "I am glad we have been fighting reverse werewolf vampires at this seemingly innocent roller rink in the year 3000."
Dude B: "Yeah, all that advice from my dead uncle really came in handy during the time traveling portion of our adventures."
Dude A: "I am a ghost and I have herpes. You just got shyamalaned!!!"

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G4 brings you the words that Merriam-Webster would never dare enter into their "legitimate" dictionary. Are you a multislacker? Ever experience connectile dysfunction? Does your boss ever force you into a hostage lunch? If we're speaking your language, you'll want to check out our word of the day presented by Urban Dictionary! Post your own definitions in the comments section. Consider yourself truthenized.

PWNED
To dominate your opponent so badly you make him angry and suicidal.
"I pwned your ass."

SMELLIBACY
Involuntary celibacy brought on by personal hygiene issues.
"The reason Greg hasn't gotten laid is strictly because of smellibacy."

BLOGORRHEA
An obsession to write a blog entry even if you have nothing to say.
"If you read my post it's obviously blogorrhea."

KOLA
The tip of a marijuana bud.
"Don't pack the kola, I'm saving it for later."

DITCHWEED
Low potency marijuana that grows wild.
"That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's ditchweed."


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