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'Super High Me' Opens Big

Fri, 09 May 2008 14:42:00 GMT

Doug Benson, regular guest on Attack of the Show and stand-up comedian, recently released a documentary called Super High Me onto the 420 friendly public. Something of a parody to Supersize Me, Doug spent 30 days smoking lots and lots of pot to see what happens when you "over do it".

Since this was a smaller, independent film with little to no advertising budget, the innovators over at B-Side Entertainment decided to approach distribution of the film differently. When the movie opened in smaller, art house theaters all over the country, B-Side also launched the "Roll Your Own Screening" project. If you had a projector, a DVD player, and a few friends you could order a copy of the movie on DVD early and host a screening at your house, apartment, or shady back alley. Thanks to this, Super High Me screened in 1,076 different locations on April 20th, surpassing the 868 theaters that Fahrenheit 911 opened in. Now yes, these weren't all theaters, so technically no records were broken, but coming from a film with zero marketing expense and no media buys at all, this grassroots campaign appears to be a huge success.

Even better, there's still time to host your own screening, and now all you need is a widescreen HDTV. Find out how after the bump.

Extended until May 20th, the Roll Your Own screening program is now allowing anyone with a projector OR a widescreen HDTV to host a screening of their own. I just set up my own, and it's really easy. Just schedule the date, time, location, and if you want your screening to be public or private. Then just pay $2.95 for the DVD, plus shipping. Yes I'm serious, that's it, and it technically doesn't release on DVD until next month! Then just make sure you schedule shipping so that it arrives before your scheduled screening, and you're off.

This is a great way to promote an independent film, and TheFeed hopes the movie does well. Go to SuperHighMeMovie.com so set up an account and roll your own.

420 Madness on G4!

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:20:00 GMT

G4 celebrated 420 all day April 20th with a collection of the funniest, sickest and most awesome stuff you've ever rolled up and watched on TV.

Here's the rundown:

We're kicking things off with Half-Baked, a cinematic masterpiece of 420 humor, and it's yours to watch and love.
Then, check out two full hours of the Attack of the Show: Jamaica special, mon.
Grindcore takes a look at Troma's classic Class of Nuke 'Em High in a new episode.
A brand-new Code Monkeys is checking into the history of 420... starring Tommy Chong. ("Dave's not here, man.")
Be the first to check out Reefee's Madness, a re-mixed and re-awesomed version of cult classic Reefer Madness.
Finally, check out the beginning of The Block Season 2. Think you could survive snowboarder boot camp?

Feast yer glazzies on these sneak previews of AOTS: Jamaica. You know, only if you want to meet the guys who really started "420" or see Olivia Munn cliff-dive in a bikini. As if.

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Behind-The-Scenes of AOTS: Jamaica

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:16:00 GMT

Yes, you can see our exclusive photos of the AOTS bunch hanging in Jamaica.

Yes, Olivia is in most of them.

The Highest People Of All-Time

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:15:00 GMT

On this, the 420-est of days, we've decided to bring you a list of the highest people of all time. Sure, we haven't been able to include everyone on this list, but that's where you come in. Feel free to comment below and let us know who we forgot. And now, the Highest People of All-Time:

"The Dude" (aka Jeffrey Lebowski)

Whether you've got a rash or you're just helping your special lady friend conceive, it's always a good time for a toke if you're The Dude. As the feller says, it's comforting knowing the The Dude is out there, taking her easy for the rest of us. No doubt about it, The Dude abides.

Louis Armstrong

Though he is no longer with us, Louis Armstrong as avid user of the kind bud for "medicinal purposes". During this period of his life, he also professed the dietary benefit of laxatives, going so far as to star in a print advertisement of himself on a toilet with the slug line, "Satch says, leave it all behind ya!" While other people may have gotten higher in history, he makes the list for being able to sustain such high quality music while being as stoned as almost any person on this list.

Woody Harrelson

Somewhere between being introduced as the adorable, if dimwitted, bartender Woody on Cheers and the current movie-stardom that he now enjoys, Woody Harrelson became one of the country's most vocal supporters for the legalization of marijuana. He also once scaled the Golden Gate Bridge as part of the protest, which common sense dictates, is only possible when baked out of your mind.

Matthew McConaughey

The dude was arrested while high, naked, and beating bongo drums at 2:30 in the morning. End of line.

Willie Nelson

Willie was definitely a strong contender for the top spot on this list, as he's been stoned for so long that if he breathes on you, you get a contact high. Some theories posit that Willie's bio-diesel bus is, in actuality, a variation of the van from Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke.

Tommy Chong

This guy is one half of the most famous pot-smoking comedy duo to ever hit the silver screen, got a bum rap for selling bongs and wrote a book in jail about it. While he drove a van made of weed in Up In Smoke, we're pretty sure that at this point Tommy Chong is weed. Don't forget to catch Sir Tommy's special appearance in tonight's Code Monkeys episode!

Snoop Dogg

It's hard being Snoop D-O-double G. 'Nuff said.

And Very Highest of All-Time is...

The Crew of Apollo 13

After suffering a terrible in flight malfunction that crippled their spacecraft, the crew of Apollo 13 managed to maneuver their ship around the moon and back in order to slingshot themselves back to Earth. During the death-defying trek, the crew achieved an approximate altitude of some 401,000 km, making them -- by far -- the highest people of all time.

Nug From the Net: TMNT Anti-pot Ad

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:15:00 GMT

Today we'll be embedding the best attempts at advertising a drug-free lifestyle in what we call TheFeed's Nugs From the Net.

This classic from the days of yore coined the phrase, "Pot! You know, marijuana?"

Check Out 'Super High Me'

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:14:00 GMT

Doug Benson is one of the funniest comedians working today. You may know him as "the only really funny guy" on "Best Week Ever" or one of the other brain dead clip shows VH1 pumps out every other day. We at TheFeed however know Doug as an incredible stand up comedian who lives in Los Angeles and performs regularly at the UCB Comedy Theater. In case you haven't figured it out yet, we're fans and we think you should be too.

Regardless, Doug Benson smokes a lot of pot. He likes it. One of the first times we saw Benson perform he was in the middle of shooting his new documentary "Super High Me" or business as usual. Basically, Doug attempted an experiment similar to Super-Size Me, accept in his movie Doug has to smoke pot non-stop for 30 days. Man, talk about a tough job.

Just to make sure he covered both bases, Doug also didn't smoke ANY pot for 30 days so that he could compare what his body goes through during either extremes. What was the outcome? Well we're not sure, as the movie has a limited release. The DVD will be out in a few months, but in the mean time if you have a projection TV and a DVD player, the film-makers will bring you a copy of the movie so you can have a free screening party at your place. They call it a "Roll Your Own" screening. You don’t get more indie film than that.

So enjoy the trailer, check it out if you can, or at the very least buy the DVD or get it on netflix. They could use your support. Also, Doug's hilarious. Laughs guaranteed.

Students for a Sensible Drug Policy

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:13:00 GMT

We had a moment recently to talk with Kris Krane, the Executive Director of Students for a Sensible Drug Policy (SSDP), to discuss the organization, its goals, and what he thinks of the political climate surrounding American drug policy, in this special 420 interview.

The result is not only intriguing, but below.

Explain what SSDP is and how it works.

Students for Sensible Drug Policy is a network of students around the country working to bring about more fair and just drug policies that are rooted in fairness and common sense, rather than dogma and propaganda. We have a full time staff working in Washington, DC and San Francisco to organize SSDP chapters, of which there are over 120 on college and high school campuses around the country. These students work on issues ranging from enacting sensible drug policies on their campuses (a good example would be a Good Samaritan Policy that protects a student who calls security to help an overdosing friend from punishment for the underlying drug offense), to educating the general public about the failures of the War on Drugs.

We also employ a full time government relations director in our Washington, DC office who lobbies Congress on drug policy issues that impact young people and students. Our lobbying efforts are focused on repealing the law that denies financial aid to students with drug convictions, cutting the Office of National Control Policy's budget for propaganda anti-drug ads aimed at youth, and slashing the federal budget for grants to schools to implement random student drug testing program.

What exactly are you guys fighting for?

This can best be answered in our mission and value statements, and our structure as a grassroots organization:

Mission Statement:
Students for Sensible Drug Policy is an international grassroots network of students who are concerned about the impact drug abuse has on our communities, but who also know that the War on Drugs is failing our generation and our society.

SSDP mobilizes and empowers young people to participate in the political process, pushing for sensible policies to achieve a safer and more just future, while fighting back against counterproductive Drug War policies, particularly those that directly harm students and youth.

Values Statement:
Students for Sensible Drug Policy neither encourages nor condemns drug use. Rather, we seek to reduce the harms caused by drug abuse and drug policies. As young people, we strive toward a just and compassionate society where drug abuse is treated as a health issue instead of a criminal justice issue. We recognize that the very real harms of drug abuse are not adequately addressed by current policies and we advocate measures that would effectively help those who develop drug problems.
Yet, we also believe that individuals must ultimately be allowed to make decisions for themselves as long as their actions do not infringe upon anyone else’s freedoms or safety. Because the War on Drugs has historically been justified as necessary to protect youth, it is our responsibility as young people to stop this harmful war from being waged in our names any longer. As scholars, we seek solutions to society's drug problems through focused research, honest dialogue, and informed debate, instead of unquestioned extremism, punishment, and propaganda.

Structure as a Grassroots Organization:
SSDP is comprised of student chapters all across the country. Any student anywhere can start a chapter. While SSDP has a variety of national campaigns and actions that everyone can participate in, chapters are also encouraged to work on those issues that have the most traction in their own communities. Annually, SSDPers convene for a national conference. There, students acquire essential activist knowledge and skills. Also, chapters elect students to serve on SSDP's Board of Directors. The Board in turn selects SSDP's executive director, who is responsible for tending to both the day-to-day operations of the organization, as well as its long-term direction. An important duty of the executive director is to hire staff. Currently, besides an executive director, SSDP has a government relations director, a field director, an outreach director, and a webmaster. Ultimately, the SSDP staff exists to serve SSDP's chapters and activists.

Legally, SSDP consists of two separate, distinct entities - Students for Sensible Drug Policy Foundation and Students for Sensible Drug Policy Inc. The former, as a 501(c)3 organization, engages in education and outreach. Donations to SSDP Foundation are tax-deductible. SSDP Inc, as a 501(c)4 organization, engages in advocacy, or attempts to effect change to law and policy. Accordingly, donations to SSDP Inc are not tax-deductible.

Click here to read SSDP Foundation's bylaws.

For more info, check out our FAQ Section

How do you think our government has misrepresented the American “drug problem?”

The biggest misrepresentation of America's drug problem is the belief, propagated by our government, that drugs are a criminal justice issue. Instead, drugs should be treated as the public health issue they truly are. This would allow us to stop dehumanizing drug users, both problematic users and casual users, and move more people into drug treatment who truly need it. A public health approach to drugs would differentiate between use and abuse, so that drug treatment is available to those with serious addiction issues and not wasted on people who happen to get caught with a small amount of marijuana and are diverted into treatment over jail. It would stress harm reduction policies such as needle exchange programs, methadone maintenance, and safe injection sites that cost a fraction of the cost we currently spend on law enforcement, and would save tens of thousands of lives from diseases such as HIV and Hepatitis C, not to mention the savings to society on health care costs.

Thanks largely to the War on Drugs, the United States is currently the world's largest incarcerator, both in raw numbers and per capita. The US makes up 5% of the world's population and 25% of the world's prison population. We incarcerate close to 600,000 people on non-violent drug offenses (25% of all US prisoners), more than all Western European nations combined incarcerates for all crimes. Meanwhile, drug laws have been enforced in a racially biased manner across the board. While African Americans make up 13% of the population and 13% of drug users, they make up 37% of those arrested, 53% of those convicted, and 67% of those incarcerated for drug offenses. Thanks in large part to the War on Drugs, one in three black males between the ages of 18 and 30 is currently under the supervision of the criminal justice system - in prison, in jail, on probation, or on parole. And these convictions come at a high cost, as those convicted of drug offenses are denied good paying jobs, public assistance benefits such as food stamps, access to public housing, and financial aid to attend college, making it far more likely that an offender will become destitute and have drug abuse problems in the future.

Yet our criminal justice approach to the drug problem has had little impact. Drugs today are cheaper, more widely available, and purer than at any point in history. The promise of a "drug free America" has never and will never be a realistic goal. Instead we need to recognize that drug use is a reality, and deal with the issue in a way that stresses public health and science based education, implement programs that reduce the harms associated with drug use and drug abuse, and make treatment available on demand for all who truly need it.

Have you made any strides toward accomplishing your goals?

SSDP has made significant achievements on the issues that we've worked on over the last few years. At the federal level, we convinced Congress in 2006 to scale back the Aid Elimination Penalty, the law that automatically denies eligibility for federal financial aid for college to any student with a drug conviction. Congress removed the penalty's "reach back effect" so that students with convictions on their records prior to enrolling in college are now eligible for aid. The penalty now only impacts those students who are receiving aid at the time of their conviction. While we continue to push for full repeal (Congress is currently considering repealing the penalty altogether as part of the Higher Education Act reauthorization), we consider it a victory that we were able to convince a Republican controlled Congress and White House to scale back a federal drug law.

At the grassroots level, SSDP chapters have had a number of successes on their campuses and in their communities. SSDP chapters have convinced their administrations to enact Good Samaritan Policies at the University of Georgia, Franklin Pierce University, the University of Connecticut, The College of William & Mary, and the University of Central Florida. SSDP chapters have successfully lobbied their schools to lower penalties for first time marijuana possession at the University of Maryland and the University of Maine. The SSDP chapters at the University of Rhode Island and Brown University teamed up to form the Rhode Island Patients Advocacy Coalition (for whom SSDP served as the fiscal sponsor), who successfully lobbied the state legislature to pass a medical marijuana law in 2006. The SSDP chapter at Missouri University ran two city-wide ballot initiatives in 2004, both of which passed, that protected medical marijuana patients from arrest in the city of Columbia, and made marijuana possession the city's lowest law enforcement priority.
Currently the SSDP chapter at Missouri Southern State University is working with the local NORML chapter to run a lowest law enforcement priority initiative in the city of Joplin, MO, which is slated to appear on the November 2008 ballot.

Will this eventually be a non-issue, as older folks give way to younger folks who are more in-touch with the culture?

The polling shows that support for ending harmful Drug War policies increases gradually over time. Marijuana decriminalization, for example, for was only supported by about 25% of the population in the "permissive" 1970's, but enjoys nearly 60% support today. Similar trend lines exist for other Drug War policies. So I think it is fair to say that as generations who have had more exposure to drugs, both good and bad, get older, public opinion tends to favor more rational drug policies. However, since the Drug War has always been waged in the name off protecting youth, it is incumbent on the younger generation to get actively involved in changing the laws.

How can students get involved?

Students can get involved with the local SSDP chapter on their campus. If a chapter does not already exist, starting one is easy and fun. We have a full time staff dedicated to helping students through the process of starting a chapter, and will help come up with ideas for projects and recruitment. Students can find a number of resources on how to get involved on our website at www.SchoolsNotPrisons.com.

420 Exclusive: Inside Illadelph Glass Gallery

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:12:00 GMT

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To further celebrate 420, we bring you Hollywood’s leading glass gallery, Illadelph.

Originating outta Philly, Illadelph recently opened up shop on fabulous Melrose Ave. and has been taking the town by storm with their original designs, creative ideas, technological advancements, and unique glass blowing skills. Plus, they’ve even made a “water pipe” set out of Chocobo, the Final Fantasy 7 chicken (watch for his cameo).

So enjoy this tour and try to keep your eyes from bugging out of your head. And don’t say TheFeed never did anything for ya!

4 and 20 Things You Can Do on 420 Instead

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:11:00 GMT

In accordance with the Equal Time Act of 1983 that requires we show both sides of an issue, we present 4 and 20 (24) things you can do on April 20th besides...um, celebrating in the traditional manner.

24 - Start a spelling bee.
23 - Prank call your Dad.
22 - Write a haiku.
21 - Pretend you're Canadian.
20 - Put stuff in your rock tumbler that should not be tumbled.
19 - Order the whole left side of the menu.
18 - Sell a kidney online.
17 - Hack your girlfriend's MySpace and update her mood to "pissed off."
16 - Walk.
15 - Build a Bear.
14 - Finish a spelling bee.
13 - Kiss your hot cousin.
12 - Hack 43things.com and change everyone's list to "take a Watercolors class 43 times."
11 - SuperPoke Dick Cheney.
10 - Play COD 4 with your feet.
9 - Post something REALLY boring to YouTube and give it a crazy title like, "Man Eaten Alive by Hot Chick!!!!!"
8 - Finish Super Mario Bros. without warping.
7 - Your Mom.
6 - Start a web company.
5 - Issue all the stock to yourself.
4 - Wait to get bought.
3 - Go to the mall and ask people where the mall is.
2 - Attempt to touch Weird Al Yankovic.
1 - Eat fungus.

Nug From The Net: I Learned it By Watching U

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:10:00 GMT

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Daddy's a user, Junior is, too.
When you comin home, Dad, I don't know when.
But we'll get really high then.
You know we're gonna blaze all day, then.

Medical Marijuana In California

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:09:00 GMT

People in California can walk to a corner store and buy up to three ounces of high grade marijuana, and take it home and smoke it. And it’s perfectly kinda legal. Here's how it all happened for the left coast...

There are a small handful of states that have passed laws allowing the use of marijuana for medical purposes under certain restrictions. One of the first was California. In 1996 voters passed Proposition 215, also known as the Compassionate Use Act that allows the use, cultivation, and transportation of marijuana for medical purposes as long as it has been recommended by a physician. But what exactly does that mean?

If a California resident has a persistent medical condition and their physician thinks marijuana might help ease their pain, that doctor would sign an official letter which gives the patient access to a medical cannabis distribution center for a period of 3, 6, or 12 months. The reason these letters expire after a certain period of time is because this is a "self medication" program, and the doctors have to check up on your progress regularly, making sure the cannabis is working and the patient isn't overdoing it.

But how is it legal? Soon after California passed Prop 215, the Federal government made it very clear that this was a state law, and federal drugs statutes would still apply to anyone possessing marijuana. So basically, if you are a patient of the medical cannabis system, local and state police can arrest you, but if you have a doctor's recommendation the charges will most likely be dropped in court. On the flip side, if for some reason anyone within the medical cannabis program is busted by someone on the federal level they have no protection. All federal drug laws apply to all California residents, superseding proposition 215. Federal agents have publicly stated they have no interest in busting patients who only possess enough for personal use, but there have been cases where Cancer patients in the medical cannabis system have been taken to federal court for their sizable cultivation efforts.

So once you have the doctor's note, now what? Well what's interesting about Prop 215 is that distribution is not defined, so the hand to hand sales and interaction is left up to local authorities. Different counties within California can have different regulations about how much one is allowed to buy or possess at one time, how much someone can grow on their own, or what exactly the distribution centers can sell. The most common is a simple storefront run by an independent investor where patients are buzzed in through security doors and allowed to browse the available strains of marijuana available, usually presented as a list on a whiteboard or on display in a glass case. Most distribution centers sell other forms of cannabis, such as hash, keif, goo, and edibles. Each distribution center is different, so for safety's sake most patients find their local favorite and stick to just that one.

The debate on the validity of this law has raging since it first passed. Advocates of the program point to the fact that very sick people are getting help from an alternative form of medicine with little to no side effects, compared to the long list of negative side effects associated with almost all prescription drugs available in this country. Opponents of the program claim that such an idea is just a smoke screen to cover up the fact that this is just a loop-hole that allows people to take one step closer to legalization. Well the truth of the matter is they're both right.

According to the D.E.A., 40% of patients in the medical cannabis program use the drug to treat chronic pain, 22% are patients with AIDS related complications, 15% use marijuana to control mood disorders, and all other categories fill the remaining 23%. That proves that very sick people are reporting relief, but truthfully many people who are just fine, and have doctors recommendations, buy marijuana regularly. Is it illegal? Not on the local and state level. Is it immoral? That's up for debate, but people in the program tend to support each other, so there seems little tension between terminally ill patients and casual users.

Is it a loop-hole for legalization? Yes and no. The medical marijuana program is not outright legalization, but some say it’s a shining example of how positive and orderly legalization could be. Users say distribution centers as they exist now, are safe, secure, friendly, and regulated. Patients can walk in the front door, tell the person behind the counter what they are looking for from the use of marijuana, and the employees will direct the patient towards which strain, product, or plant might serve them best for their needs. The pot that these places sell is not only assured to be clean, fresh, and natural, but most of it is grown locally by other patients, selling or trading it with their local distribution center.

Some believe the old adages that marijuana is an addictive, “gateway drug” that causes you to do things you wouldn't do sober, although there’s a lot of research that seems to refute that claim. But there are always some people (and their numbers are growing) who believe marijuana should be legalized and regulated outright, opening up the same or similar medical marijuana distribution centers to anyone who feels the need for a smoke in any state. Where your opinion falls is a choice we leave to you, but do some research, catch up on some reading, and make it an educated decision. The fate of programs like this will always depend on the court of popular opinion.

Worst 420 Movies Ever

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:08:00 GMT

Kicking back and watching movies on 420 is a time-honored tradition that dates back at least six years. Some flicks, though, just aren't suited to the day. Like, don't go to Blockbuster and rent Sophie's Choice today...pick up the Marx Brothers' Duck Soup. Trust us.

Below, please find our picks for the worst movies on 420.

Yellow Submarine
Now, you might think this would be just the perfect film to watch on April 20th, but it is not. First off, the design is a little…how you say….busy. Not to mention the fact that it doesn’t make any sense, even on other days of the year. Those are but minor flaws, however, in the face of the fact that The Beatles, in their infinite wisdom, throw the Nowhere Man out of the submarine for being ugly. Nothing harshes your mellow more than discovering that The Beatles are prejudiced, rude, and kind of awful. Also, the Sea of Holes is bad news.
-- Michael D'Alonzo

Memento
This is a movie where the chronological time of the narrative goes in reverse and the main protagonist has no short-term memory, so he is constantly confused. It's what I imagine it would be like to be stoned 24-7 with no sleep and no solid foods.
-- Ty Colfax

Cheech and Chong’s Still Smokin’
Seriously, do you have so little imagination that you’d sit around watching a movie about people sitting around smoking weed? Go ride your bike or something, damn.
-- Stephen Johnson

Anything by David Lynch
When you're sober his movies can be creepy and artistic and beautiful. When you're...altered...they're just boring and you'll soon find yourself clipping your toenails or something equally as lame and distracting.
-- Patrick Roche-Sowa

Nug From the Net: Lame 'GTA' Spoof

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:07:00 GMT

The idea that someone can play a videogame that drives them to kill is the same logic that drives the Ad Council to produce this kind of ridiculous take on Grand Theft Auto.

Anyone looking for a reason to not do drugs should watch Requiem for a Dream. That movie is so damn scary, you will not even want to leave your house. Also, it should be required viewing for every high school senior.

Nug From the Net: Your Brain on Drugs

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:05:00 GMT

The most famous of all anti-drug ads is the egg frying in the skillet while a voiceover says, "This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs." But then it gets cut off and I can't find the original director's cut where he keeps going. "This is your brain on drugs with a side of toast and some hashed browns. This is you eating your brains as part of a hearty breakfast. Any questions?"

Most Ridiculous 420 Xbox 360 Gamertags

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:05:00 GMT

How do you let the world know that you love 420? By paying for an Xbox Live account that directly references your "hobby".

Here are 10 actual gamertags on Xbox Live.

WeedBGone420420
XxWEEDxX 420
LOVEbeerANDweed
XxBLUNTMAN13xX
SmOkEtHaTgAnJa
BowlBlazer420
SMOKE A FAT 1
smoke blunt yay
Drugernaut
Bong69 Sniper7

Seen any other good ones? Let us know.

Munchy Killers: 420 Recipes

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:04:00 GMT

We're not sure why, but the entire G4TV.com crew is particularly hungry today. If you're feeling peckish yourself, please enjoy our 420 recipes!

Hot Soft Pretzels

There’s nothing better to make on 420 than a hot pretzel. The kind you used to get at Hot Sam’s in the mall growing up in central New Jersey. There’s even more than 1 step, which is how you know its a real recipe.

1. Obtain frozen pretzels. I’ll wait. Drive safe.
2. Pre-Heat oven to 600 degrees or whatever.
3. Remove 3-5 pretzels from box. Place on counter.
4. Open salt packet.
5. Pick up spilled salt from counter & floor.
6. Wet pretzels.
7. Throw salt at pretzels like Jackson Pollack
8. Put pretzels in oven.
9. Run burn under cold water while pretzels cook.
10. Remove pretzels from oven.
11. Run second burn under cold water.
12. Eat pretzels.
13. Repeat.
--Brian Leahy

Baked Chips with Chili Con Queso:

Okay, get some "Baked" Lays Sour Cream and Onion chips and dip them in Tostitos Chili Con Queso. Eat.
Not only is it super easy and delicious, but you'll chuckle constantly at the fact that the chips are baked too.
--Patrick Roche Sowa

Pigs in a Blanket

(or is it Pigs in a Blankets, or wait…. what? Pigs in some blankets… Shhhh. wait, what?)
Ingredients: Crescent rolls,
hot dogs,
grated cheese of your choosing

Open the canister. Unroll the raw dough. Cut and pre-microwave the hot dogs. They will still be cold if you do not preheat them in the microwave, ruining your meal. Roll the rolls with warm hot dog pieces and grated cheese inside them. Place them in a pre-heated oven for 12 minutes. Remove and enjoy.
Total Cook Time: Too f*****g long, man. I'm hungry now.
Optional: Dip in ranch dressing for that Southwest flavor
--Ty Colfax

Duck L’Orange

Much like smoking marijuana, Duck L’Orange enjoyed brief fad-popularity in the 1960s among gourmands and lovers of French culture. Unless you’re so snobby you turn your nose up at the “outdated” label with which epicures have saddled Duck L’Orange, you’ll find this dish a unique, flavorful and decidedly retro main course for a dinner party or intimate gathering with friends. Flared trousers optional!

First, you’ll need to clean, prepare and roast a medium-sized duck, say 7-10 pounds. While prepping the duck is relatively simple, creating the signature orange sauce can prove a vexation to even experience chefs...
…Oh, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. Just order a pizza or something, man.
--Stephen Johnson

420 Mac and Cheese:

Ingredients: A box of Mac and Cheese, not the fancy kind
                        Milk
                        Butter
                        Anything you have in your refrigerator

Follow the directions on the box to make mac and cheese, before serving, stir in anything you have in the refrigerator. Among the items that will work perfectly are:

Hot dogs
Ground beef
Tortilla chips
Other kinds of cheese
Mustard
Ketchup
Mushrooms
Tuna
Other macaroni
Hot sauce
Fried chicken
Mashed potatoes
Turkey

Serve. Eat. Repeat.
--Michael D'Alonzo

Nug From the Net: The FBI Hired Robocop

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:03:00 GMT

Ladycop: What's buggin' you, Murphy?

Robocop: Drugs. Drugs Bug me.

Nug From the Net: Pee Wee Herman

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Pee Wee drops some drug knowledge for the kids.

And here's an incredibly funny remix: Pee Wee on Crack Cocaine

So...what were we talking about?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:01:00 GMT

This post is just here so you can post your comments about it.

Then we'll put our favorite comments in the body of the post so other people can comment on that.

Happy 420.

Seriously?

Polar bears on ice skates sumo wrestling dolphins on the craters of the moon.

its a ghost lol i swear !

I was looking at the feed, in an existential quandry that took my morals to the next level, when I realized that today was 4/20. Realizing this, I decided to pop the cherry of my curiosity...

Huh.

There was more to this story... I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore.

@ codemonkeypwnz

lol yes! That episode was awesome! Here are some of the quotes good enough for me to remember.

"The light is blinking orange, but it should be solid green."

I read this and thought FINALLY!!!
A reason to praise people smart enough to buy the 360 & the PS3!!
Why did it take so long!!!!!!????!!!!!!!
It's a good thing I won that faaaabuuulouuuus prize!

Im in the mood to move my body like a weasel goddammit
corndog groundhog poopnog three times goddamit

i watched the line up it was good never watched the block before its good, codemonkeys was awesome like ever episode Todd is funny can't wait for it to come back on. I own half baked so i watched the dvd. aots:j was good to.

Who else is refreshing this page over and over?

I member a time when i slipped on a pool of neckmud, threw some cheese on my ice burn and read some angry monkey letters

Words from Smokey McPot, Sir Smokesalot!

TheFeed sucks. The Dude abides.

Hahahahahahaha what.

DAMN YOU CANCER!!! *tears* WHY DID YOU HAFTA TAKE MARLEY!

Mark David Chapman gets the gas face.

I always make sure I have a towel. Do you?

....I LIKE POTATO CAKES!

Hes already pulled over, he can't pull over any farther!

Ta-dah! Happy 420. Let's be careful out there.