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Worst Games Of The Year

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:32:00 GMT

The end of the year means two things: Mawkish holiday versions of your favorite TV shows, and everyone making lists of the best __BLANKS__ of the year. Today's list is a refreshing change. Instead of the best games of 2007, blog Gemaga has compiled a list of the lowest rated games of the last year. These are the very bottom of the barrel, games that score sub-three levels on review compiler gamerankings.com. Truly, horribly awful.

My personal fave bad game: Deal or No Deal. The game show on TV is bad enough--in spite of Howie Mandell and the bells and whistles, all it is total luck-- but the DS game, apparently, doesn't randomize the numbers, meaning even a gameplay mechanic that relies purely on luck is broken! It seems impossible, but it's true!

Most disappointing: Acme Arsenal. We were actually excited about this wasted opportunity!

How about you: What's your personal choice for worst game of the year?

Gemaga: Worst Games of 2007

Urban Dictionary: Nerd Werds!

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:42:00 GMT

Your day has been luckified! Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

Conswerative: A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record..

Stripper Wallet: When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.

Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.

yarr!: a word often used by pirates whenever they have experienced a loss or pain

Yarr! My pirate's booty has been stolen.

Urban Dictionary: Words To Your Mom

Thu, 17 May 2007 14:42:00 GMT

Your day has been luckified! Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

accountabilabuddy
A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
Kyle is totally my accountabilabuddy. Good lookin out Kyle.

Testosterphone
(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.
"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

couching distance
The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

crunchy
The characteristics of a neo hippy.
Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on us.

Urban Dictionary: Words To Your Mom

Thu, 03 May 2007 08:11:00 GMT

Your day has been luckified! Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

pac-manning
To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.
"Dude, quit pac-manning, you're gonna hit that car!"

Urban Cougar
An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle.
"Some Urban Cougar with a boob job tried to buy me a drink last night."

9 to 9
Way to say you hustle. Most people work 9 to 5, but you put in more. You have the 9 to 9 hustle.
I hustle. Big work posted everywhere with the 9 to 9.

check your vitals
To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
Check your vitals.
Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.

Urban Dictionary: Definitions For Days

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:16:00 GMT

Your day has been luckified! Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

disco nap
sleeping when ya got something goin' later on that you need to get ready for.
"i was about to go to the club, but i needed a disco nap to feel refreshed."

spring broke
When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.
Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?

Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.

manstrating
The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little b**ch for no apparent reason.

"Everything a'ight?"
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!"
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!"

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Let's Have Words

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:49:00 GMT

Your day has been luckified! Another bunch of newlish words you can use to define your ever-slipping grasp of reality.

Shyamalaned
A situation that ends up involving ghosts, robots, aliens or other random elements and possibly a plot twist.

Dude A: "I am glad we have been fighting reverse werewolf vampires at this seemingly innocent roller rink in the year 3000."
Dude B: "Yeah, all that advice from my dead uncle really came in handy during the time traveling portion of our adventures."
Dude A: "I am a ghost and I have herpes. You just got shyamalaned!!!"

biPodding
Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving.

They biPodded down the street; Paris had the left ear-piece, Lindsay the right. The truck hit both of them.

Retox
To start consuming intoxicants again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawal.

"Man, I haven't had a drink since Monday and I'm getting the shakes. I'd better retox."

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New on G4: Word of the Day

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:53:00 GMT

G4 brings you the words that Merriam-Webster would never dare enter into their "legitimate" dictionary. Are you a multislacker? Ever experience connectile dysfunction? Does your boss ever force you into a hostage lunch? If we're speaking your language, you'll want to check out our word of the day presented by Urban Dictionary! Post your own definitions in the comments section. Consider yourself truthenized.

PWNED
To dominate your opponent so badly you make him angry and suicidal.
"I pwned your ass."

SMELLIBACY
Involuntary celibacy brought on by personal hygiene issues.
"The reason Greg hasn't gotten laid is strictly because of smellibacy."

BLOGORRHEA
An obsession to write a blog entry even if you have nothing to say.
"If you read my post it's obviously blogorrhea."

KOLA
The tip of a marijuana bud.
"Don't pack the kola, I'm saving it for later."

DITCHWEED
Low potency marijuana that grows wild.
"That dude told me this was kind bud, but it's ditchweed."

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