A few times in every century, an invention comes along that is destined to change the course of civilization. A simple idea that is so primal, Man never knew he needed it until he found he could not live without it. The Popinator is such a device.
When the device "hears" the word "pop," it launches a kernel at the source of the sound, allowd you to eat popcorn and look awesome without using your hands.
This is the hour, people. The dawn of a New Age. The Popinator.
You can get your Popinator from Popcorn Indiana.