Start your day watching Conan O'Brien play Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition. The ongoing Clueless Gamer series sees the nighttime talk show host taking on the popular video games of the day and offering his thoughts on them. This latest edition's choice of game was actually chosen by a fan vote, and the Internet masses voted overwhelmingly in favor of the blocky world-building game.
Conan's verdict: gamers have really, really poor eyesight and Minecraft is essentially a simulation of impoverished living in 19th century Wales. Also, his kid can draw better monsters than the game's skeleton mobs. This is what happens when average citizens take their first steps into the world of video games; it's a surreal and scary place where nothing makes sense, everyone hops around like bunnies, and the word "teabag" is uproariously funny for some reason.