To promote the launch of Mass Effect 3, BioWare and EA have started an Alliance News Network Twitter feed that is tweeting about a fake alien invasion of Los Angeles. According to them, Dodgers Stadium is now "Reaper Territory."
That doesn't sound good.
As a resident of Los Angeles, I, for one, welcome our new Reaper overlords. Less people on the road will mean less traffic, and anyone one who knows anything about Angelinos knows that all we care about is how much traffic there is at the moment we have to drive somewhere. Plus, I always believe everything I read on Twitter.
I may regret that statement later, but for now, I think we should look on the bright side and try to think of this invasion as a good thing. Interspecies mingling! An exchange of technology! People actually filling Dodgers Stadium!
By the way, if you're still a human and want to get even more psyched for the launch of Mass Effect 3, check out our Mass Effect 3 Launch Guide.