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Parodies of movies and TV shows are certainly nothing new in the adult film industry, with such classics as "The Horneymooners" and "Edward Penishands" to the more current (and less cleverly-titled) "This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX" springing to mind. With the well of pop culture properties running dry, Exquisite Films is mining a whole new genre ripe for parody: Video Games. Yes, the company who showed us what really happens inside the "American Dad" family residence (Yep, Roger the Alien gets some) is now in the heat of production on "Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody."
Fans of the iconic video game heroine Lara Croft who were left wanting with Angelina Jolie's take on the character will be happy to know that director Jordan Septo ("Saturday Night Fever XXX") has drawn his inspiration from the games themselves. "We're trying to be true to the game," says the veteran of countless porn parodies. "Our storyline mirrors the first game."
Taking on the role of Lara Croft is Chanel Preston, who porn-savvy superhero fans know best as Wonder Woman ("The Justice League of Porn Star Heroes: An Extreme Comixxx Parody") and Black Widow ("Iron Man XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody"). You've seen her standout in our first Tomb Raider XXX pictures but now Preston is ready to own the new role. "Lara Croft is the ultimate action role," exclaims Preston. "Croft is a strong, iconic character within the gaming community and I’m excited to portray the same combination of sexy and badass."
Although a self-proclaimed "huge fan" of Ms. Jolie, Preston is also drawing her inspiration more from the games than the two Hollywood films. "Angelina came off a little more mature than the Lara Croft in the game. I'm trying to make (the performance) my own," says the energetic starlet.
If our set visit was any indication, Septo has a globetrotting action-packed skin flick up his sleeve, sending Lara from the high mountain cliffs to the heat of Egypt in search of a mysterious ancient artifact. Says Septo, "The action sequences will be great. We used a professional fight chorographer to stage the hand to hand combat. He's phenomenal." "I never had a fight chorographer before now," admits Chanel Preston. "Usually it's the directors saying 'don't worry, trust me, we'll catch you!' So this is really cool."
When Croft finds herself in the hands (literally) of an Egyptian sheik's two wives, well, let's just say the scene looks to be a lot more stimulating than anything in Paramount's big-budget Jolie films. Battling Lara in a fight to the death is Texas henchman Larson Conway, played by Lee Stone. The towering actor portrayed The Hulk in its adult parody and is no stranger to games, having been digitized for Saints Row The Third. Lee reveals, "I make a deal with Lara in this movie. My character wants to shake on it, but she wants... something else. She gets what she wants. Typical Lara Croft."
As in Tomb Raider: Legend and Tomb Raider: Underworld, Lara's trusty cohort Amanda assists her in her quest, here played by last year's AVN Starlet Of The Year Kagney Linn Karter, currently playing Kinect Disneyland Adventures of all things. Assists she certainly does, using her special "skills" to rescue Lara from the clutches of porn icon Evan Stone. "This is going to be big, and I don't die so I can return in the sequel," says the ever-animated Stone.
Chanel Preston's all-time favorite game is Mario Kart but when pondering over what other video game icons may be in her future, she reveals, "I'm more of a Food Network kind of girl, so unless they do 'Chopped XXX,' we'll just have to wait and see!"
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, starring Chanel Preston, Kagney Linn Karter, Gracie Glam, Jacqueline Natla, Nicole Aniston, Dani Daniels, Evan Stone, Lee Stone, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce and Anthony Rosano, releases in 2012.
Written by Chris Bergoch



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jessicalavone
It would be more awesome if Angelina Jolie was in this movie
ChiefN602
Good find G4, I think that would make a great gift for the girlfriend!
Completist
Sounds like you're calling out the staff there, luke.
cmdluke
I noticed no one wants to put their name to this article. If you are too embarrassed to put your name on the article, why write the article at all?
Phategod
Poon raider?
hihi100202
G4TV: Most trusted video game and porn website.* (Yeah, just porn.)
The_book_0f_Eli
should be called womb raider.
Ohface
God Bless America!
DoogiehowserMD
really, really? this, really? really?
RPG-fan
Is that the same woman they use for Tomb Raider: Underworld? If so, I was wondering where she went.
megamanxzxz
slow day huh?
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