Police in Corpus Cristi Texas have arrested a couple for the awesome crime of stealing meat and video games.
According to The Man, the couple entered a H-E-B grocery store and lifted a bunch of meat. The grocer called the cops, but when they arrived, the couple had fled. A few minutes later, the couple's car was spotted near a Toys R' Us and towed away.
Now carless, the dynamic duo boosted around 10 video games from the Toys R' Us, and walked over to GameStop to try to sell the games. They were arrested, and were thus unable to enjoy a fine barbecue and an evening of game playing.
While the pair isn't exactly Bonnie and Clyde (more like Bonnie and Clod), but their choice of stolen goods reveals enough panache to gain them a mention here on TheFeed. Congratulations, gaming-carnivore couple; you're our internet stars of the day!