How can Samus Aran be made into a more effective killing machine? Give her a portal gun. Honestly, imagine how quickly she could navigate those tedious levels. Need to backtrack to find a weapon upgrade? Shoot a portal. Can't jump over that giant lava dragon? Shoot a portal. Not to mention, Samus would look fantastic in Aperture Science white. Check out her new suit in this week's links. GLaDOS doesn't stand a chance.
- Samus meets Portal [Unrealitymag]
- This Angry Bird hates copycats [CollegeHumor]
- And the award for most embarrassing video goes to...[Superbooyah]
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rob a Wendy's. [Blastr]
- $1 million gets you into this exclusive space hotel. [Dvice]
- Good news: No Bradley Cooper in Crow remake. Bad news: It's still happening. [FilmDrunk]