According to a study commissioned by Doritos, women who play online games are more likely to enjoy playing games than they are likely to like having sex. Eighty-four percent of female gamers surveyed said they enjoy their gaming sessions, compared to just 70 per cent who enjoy sex. Seventy-five percent enjoy having a bath, in case you were curious.
Doritos, known for both salty snack deliciousness and serious scientific inquiry, also discovered that nearly one in five female gamers (17%) play online games in bed. Just thought you'd want to know.
While Doritos is known to do its research in support of "Pure Science," (research conducted without consideration of its practical application), this study comes with the announcement of "Doritos Dip Desperado," a facebook game that I can't even bear to think about.
"Social and mobile gaming is hugely popular and, as the survey reveals, amongst women as much as men," said Doritos marketing manager Hugo Amos. "We wanted to create a game that is fun and entertaining for everyone. It will be exciting to see who tops the Doritos Dip Desperado Facebook leaderboard over coming weeks."
I think I speak for everyone on earth when I say, "Yes, Doritos marketing manager Hugo Amos, it WILL be exciting to see who tops that leaderboard!" Thanks for your addition to the storehouse of human knowledge, and the chips. I like those too.