A Saints Row The Third (aka: Saints Row 3) gameplay footage trailer has arrived, courtesy THQ and Volition. Are you ready for dancing hookers? How about utter tank mayhem? Calling in an air strike on unsuspecting thugs? How about-- You know what? Why don't I just stop talking so we can all watch the chaos together?
We have a Saints Row 3 release date of November 15, 2011. Hopefully it won't be too awkward come Thanksgiving when I say how grateful I am for being able to dance in the street with hookers before smashing someone's face into pavement with absolutely no consequences.
Excited? Any ridiculosity you think the developers missed? I mean, my first thought - first thought! - when this game was announced was, "There is no way I'm buying this unless they put in a giant purple dildo sword..." so don't be afraid, friends. Sometimes dreams do come true.