Little Kid Plays (And Totally Owns You In) Dance Central -- Nugget From The Net


Posted June 20, 2011 - By Sophie Prell

Nsst nsst nsst nsst nsst. Break out the glow sticks and cotton candy neon stockings, because I've got a rave you won't want to miss. First, a little background. So there's this game called Dance Central, right? You may have heard of it. And there's this singer named Rihanna. You might have heard of her, too. What you may not have heard is that by combining these two cosmic powers, you wind up creating superhuman dance machine children. Need proof? Watch the video below:

Now tell me. You look me in the eyes and tell me that's not a tiny little Skynet robot, wearing a cyborg child mask to hide its intention of destroying us all. Oh sure, it's cute now. But how cute and adorable will it be when we've lost all confidence in our own dance abilities and the machines challenge us to a dance-off for the fate of our world?

I have seen the end of all things, my friends. And the end is tiny children dancing way better than me on Dance Central. Respect.

Little Kid Plays (And Totally Owns You In) Dance Central -- Nugget From The Net


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