IO Interactive's Hitman Absolution is apparently having a pre E3 2011 event this Sunday, if the rectangular chuck of lucite we received at our offices today is anything to be believed. A black envelope delivered by courier contained a black drawstring bag, and inside was Agent 47's famous barcode tattoo, rendered in black, white, and red plastic. Head after the break to see a photo of the goods. That was all that was in the package, and a websearch only yielded this Facebook video.
On the flipside was a message taking us to a website that offered up only the cryptic message above, saying that our presence would be required on Sunday. Of course, we tried scanning the actual barcode with our smartphones, but that strangely led us to a page on Amazon.com advertising a "Drawstring Double Dong Dildo Bag". Yow. Maybe Agent 47 is adding a new weapon to his arsenal a la Saint's Row The Third? Just check out the first two words of Jake's preview and you'll see what I mean.