Unlike PSN, Twitter is still up. Thank Odin! If Twitter were to go down, there would be no way to know how people really felt about PSN taking a dump.
Now, Sony's black screen of death might not be as cute as the Fail Whale (No reports of tattoos...yet), but without the giant interactive anger vent that is Twitter, the world's pent-up collective rage might boil the sea. It would kill all the fish, and then where would we be? I guess we'd have a lot of very hot fish soup, which is a glass half-empty/glass half-full situation depending on your stance on cioppino.
I hear Mexico is beautiful this time of year! A donkey show and churros anyone? My treat.
Relevant and insightful! Someone's channeling The Capitol Steps!
Lock your doors and rush to the panic room! People are resorting to violence, punctuated by a smiley face. That's the worst kind of violence, you know.
I bet at some point he laughed so hard his custom "Mtn Dew: Code Voice Like Kermit" came out of his nose.
Yes, but it'll be too late because the hackers will have already charge all of their GBs to your credit card.
And if you do it 20 times in Canada, you'll unlock Leo Laporte.
Also From Fake_PSN:
More specifically, I blame LeBron James. I also blame him for global warming, the cancellation of Arrested Development and the 1997 World Series. Yes, I am from Cleveland. Why do you ask?
Uh-oh. That means regular people are talking about this. Quick! Someone get Lindsay Lohan to kiss a girl and throw a kitten off a bridge so they will leave us alone.
Wait, are you trying to say you're tired of people talking about it on Twitter? I don't get it. How can that be?
You are going to care in 3...2...You just bought a new swimming pool for someone else.
Ok Mr. Cranky Pants. We get it. You hate fun.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!