Unlike PSN, Twitter is still up. Thank Odin! If Twitter were to go down, there would be no way to know how people really felt about PSN taking a dump.
Now, Sony's black screen of death might not be as cute as the Fail Whale (No reports of tattoos...yet), but without the giant interactive anger vent that is Twitter, the world's pent-up collective rage might boil the sea. It would kill all the fish, and then where would we be? I guess we'd have a lot of very hot fish soup, which is a glass half-empty/glass half-full situation depending on your stance on cioppino.
Anyway, we've combed Twitter for the best Tweets about the PSN outage. Enjoy!
From DeathStarPR:

I hear Mexico is beautiful this time of year! A donkey show and churros anyone? My treat.
From nikolarsen:

Relevant and insightful! Someone's channeling The Capitol Steps!
From Sammy4481:

Lock your doors and rush to the panic room! People are resorting to violence, punctuated by a smiley face. That's the worst kind of violence, you know.
From JforJade:

I bet at some point he laughed so hard his custom "Mtn Dew: Code Voice Like Kermit" came out of his nose.
From LKM:

Yes, but it'll be too late because the hackers will have already charge all of their GBs to your credit card.
From Fake_PSN:

And if you do it 20 times in Canada, you'll unlock Leo Laporte.
Also From Fake_PSN:

You tease!
From TeamStradley:

More specifically, I blame LeBron James. I also blame him for global warming, the cancellation of Arrested Development and the 1997 World Series. Yes, I am from Cleveland. Why do you ask?
From The_Baconbitz:

ZING NERDS!
From Dre_TheMan_2012:

Uh-oh. That means regular people are talking about this. Quick! Someone get Lindsay Lohan to kiss a girl and throw a kitten off a bridge so they will leave us alone.
From GoldenGhost4:

Wait, are you trying to say you're tired of people talking about it on Twitter? I don't get it. How can that be?
From Sebassjoli:

You are going to care in 3...2...You just bought a new swimming pool for someone else.
From GrantLadina:

Ok Mr. Cranky Pants. We get it. You hate fun.
From dannyurmston:

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!




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JROD0823
Hey Dana, way to go helping all of the PSN users feel good about having their info stolen, bet you wouldn't be laughing if YOU were part of the situation.
Triforcehand11
God damn, I'm going friggen insane without PSN. When the hell's it comin back?!
BLUDCRIMSON2
The jokes about Mexico are tired kindda like this staffers cooze I'm sure. Nothing but fodder for racist scum to make comments.
SourProphit
It's normal to feel a little dirty after laughing myself to a stomach cramp at the last one. (not racist)
DPsx72
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JustTheBeginning
This wont start a flame war at all, great intellectual journalism there G4!
DreamingDarklyRobin
C'mon people just use prepaid cards! It's easy, doesn't require a credit card and (especially in the case of Xbox Live membership cards) much cheaper.
heavymetalwolf
"And if you do it 20 times in Canada, you'll unlock Leo Laporte." Nice touch.
And to this day im still trying to figure out who to blame for Arrested Developments cancellation!
wiggum
I'm so glad I don't actually have a PSN account. Then again, I'm kinda not 'cause I can't bitch about it. I like to bitch.
roberto3
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