OK, people, today in health class, we'll be covering "Human Sexuality."
Hey, you in the back, quit giggling. There's nothing funny about two people taking off their clothes and... doing things... to each other in the dark, within the confines of a legally and religiously sanctioned marriage, of course. It's a loving expression of human intimacy and I myself have even...
You know what, class? Forget it. We'll just watch a video instead. Everything you need to know about sex is in the video below, X-Play's guide to the top sex scenes in video games!
Oh, and when you're "finished" with these sex scenes, check out X-Play's Best Nude Scenes in games too.