Today is a glorious day, a blessed day, a day to be remembered for always. Why, you ask? Silly children, today is Våffeldagen, aka Waffle Day. It's technically a Swedish holiday, but in the name of world peace I've decided America will celebrate it too. Apparently Waffle Day occurs 9 months to the day before Christmas, the day the Archangel Gabriel visited Mary. Somehow that means we should eat waffles, I will never argue with waffle-logic.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Luigi visits the Waffle Kingdom, so by waffle-logic you should eat waffles today.