March 27th, the release date for the highly anticipated new handheld gaming system the Nintendo 3DS, is rapidly approaching. Today, the Japanese manual for the device was leaked on to the internet. As you may or may not know, these manuals contain hilarious and obtuse pictures of things to do and not to do with your new toy.
We've picked out the best pictures from the Japanese 3DS manual and translated them for you. Now, you don't have to rush out and learn Japanese. See, we did you a huge kindness.
Here we go! Buckle up for funz!
Captions provided by G4 Staffers Mike D'Alonzo (Twitter) and Dana Vinson (Twitter).
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Sinalve
The one with the AR card on the table could say this:
"Feel free to stare at your favorite Poke'mon trading card all around the table, but it's not in the cartridge so it might as well be dead.
Ziji
Absolutely Excellent Stuff !! ... Just one tiny error -- a close reading of the text you translated as "OK!" actually reveals:
"Nintendo DS will leave deposits of a mysterious grayish-brown muck on various parts of your face, but you're cool with that, right?"
Not to worry, it's a common rookie mistake. Japanese is an intricate, sophisticated and infinitely subtle language. Kudos!
nintendo3ds
funny stuff
kunashi42@hotmail.com
do not interrogate the nintendo 3DS xD
Osamabama
I don't get it.
Osamabama
I don't get it.
ourlittletribe
A 9/11 joke. Beautiful.
RockieOllie
LOL f you plant
Desertpunk14
Funny!!!
Triforce1985
I almost ROFL'ed in the middle of class. I need more!
eveleyez
lmfao!!!
Gaflax
That was awesome...I want more
SidehopperXLR8r
F you plant! Haha I also like not rapping my s up in licorice.
madthad0890
march 27
never forget
koolboricua
i dont get it. Are thesea actual pic from the manual with words added by G4? because some are really funny.
King_Grishmak
oh, and watch out for printer tracator beams. thay are very dangerous
King_Grishmak
You really should clean this hole with a magic qtip
mimick12
help my 3ds wants to kill my xbox360 but my xbox is much bigger help no 3ds don kick x box plz help hes hurting my xbox
xsingularityx
karl pilkington is the best
Qwilderwibben
That last one is priceless. Bravo.
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