March 27th, the release date for the highly anticipated new handheld gaming system the Nintendo 3DS, is rapidly approaching. Today, the Japanese manual for the device was leaked on to the internet. As you may or may not know, these manuals contain hilarious and obtuse pictures of things to do and not to do with your new toy.
We've picked out the best pictures from the Japanese 3DS manual and translated them for you. Now, you don't have to rush out and learn Japanese. See, we did you a huge kindness.
Here we go! Buckle up for funz!



















Captions provided by G4 Staffers Mike D'Alonzo (Twitter) and Dana Vinson (Twitter).




