The just-released Dead Island trailer is amazing-tastic just as it is, but the because it begins with the ending and ends with the beginning, some literal-minded game fans are confused, asking: "Are they some kind of reverse zombies with mystical healing powers who cure wounds with their bites? Is gravity backwards in this game, because she clearly falls UP from the ground? Who's playing the piano? What are hands?"
Anyway, we took the trailer and put it in chronological order for you. Aren't we kind?