The Bachelor: The Video Game: This is What Hell Must Be Like

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Posted February 14, 2011 - By Dana Leahy

Based on the hit reality television show of the same name, The Bachelor: The Video Game for the Nintendo Wii gives you the chance to compete for love by playing a series of boring-ass mini-games. Now, when I say boring, I mean, "trapped on the tarmac for five hours without any food or water and all we can get on our TVs is the Golf Channel" boring.

The goal is to do well enough in these games to earn a rose at the rose ceremony and then go on to propose to The Bachelor OR The Bachelorette (Equity Now!). That's it...and when I say "propose" I mean wave a ring in front of his/her face in a cutscene.

In honor of Valentine's Day, we suffered through a game. Playing The Bachelor is an analogy for real-life love, really: you think it's going to be exciting at first, but ultimately, you end up alone and bored, with only your saggy hot air balloon to keep you company. Plus, you never get to bone.

Check it out!

The Bachelor The Videogame - Worst Valentine Game »

Tags: Comedy, Features, G4, Videogames, Videos

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Snake3169

decent attempt at being all Rifftrax/MST3k-ish

Posted: February 15, 2011 2:10 PM
Darkwyng

This virtual production is an offense to humanity and all sentient beings. This must be destroyed with fire and holy water.

Posted: February 15, 2011 1:34 PM
Petethekilla

God, when will the quit making crappy movies and television shows into even crappier games? Poor Wii, they always seem to have the the crap end of the stick when it comes to these games, too lol

Posted: February 14, 2011 11:32 PM
Crash_Man

Saw this video linked on a Nintendo site.

I wish G4 paid attention to the good Wii games instead. Maybe then I would have kept their TV package. But it's all for the best... now I have more money for games ^_^

Hope Morgan Webb is still enjoying her "burp gun" more than Mario Galaxy.

Posted: February 14, 2011 9:08 PM
wootman69

I saw this on the shelf and wondered, "Why does this game exist?" Oh that's right, so G4 can make a highly entertaining mockery of it. I love you guys.

Posted: February 14, 2011 8:22 PM
Raisinbman

lol wtf? Need more commentary like this!

Posted: February 14, 2011 7:32 PM
sarid

but you just said that tv show games dont work...paradox much jmason?

Posted: February 14, 2011 7:08 PM
JMason1984

This is just so sad, so very very sad. Reality TV shows should not be a game. However, I would like to see a video game based on a live-action TV show executed perfectly in terms of story and gameplay.

Posted: February 14, 2011 5:40 PM