Well, you can stop sending me all those carrier pigeons asking, “When will someone make a feature-length machinima using Grand Theft Auto IV?” because a French filmmaker named Mathieu Weschler has done it. The film is called The Trashmaster, it took two years to make, and it stars GTA IV star Niko Bellic as a garbage man who “divides his time between collecting garbage and cleaning up other forms of trash fouling up New York City’s streets.” Soon, a serial killer emerges, and Niko takes it upon himself to take out the stripper-slaying madman.

I haven’t had a chance to watch the whole movie, but from what I’ve seen, the action is well choreographed, and it has a super odd voiceover. It’s an impressive feat, though, so definitely check it out:

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