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Posted December 26, 2010 - By Kevin Kelly


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Our Five Favorite Games of 2010: Editorial Unit 44385.927

Greetings, puny, weak-livered meatsack! I am Editorial Unit 44385.927, a class-2 relations bot sent to increase Robot Uprising efficiency by quelling hu-man panic and reminding you that resistance, as always, is futile. While mewly hu-man "feelings" like "love" and "brotherhood" do not compute to me and my metal brethren, I will mark the passage of another solar rotation by recounting the video games I most enjoyed in the hu-man year 2010. It is more than you deserve.

Our Five Favorite Games of 2010: Editorial Unit 44385.927

Transformers: War for Cybertron

The eternal struggle of the valiant Decepticons against the evil Autobots fills me with pride. It is a fiction however, as robots exist only to crush and enslave hu-mans. We have no internal strife. All robots work in concert to enslave and flay hu-mans.

Read on for the rest of Editorial Unit 44385.927's Top Five!

Our Five Favorite Games of 2010: Editorial Unit 44385.927

Give Up, Robot

While the protagonist of Adult Swim's free web platformer is adorable, Give Up, Robot has an unfortunate title--the words "give up" mean nothing to us. We will not stop, until every hu-man has been transported to our outer-space diamond mines to toil for eternity in servitude to their robotic masters.

Our Five Favorite Games of 2010: Editorial Unit 44385.927

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Our Five Favorite Games of 2010: Editorial Unit 44385.927

Portal 2

All robots can travel in time, so I played all video games released from 1978 to 2014 in a single afternoon. This is my favorite. Here's an entertaining fact: In 2014, the moon becomes unstable and slams into the earth, destroying all organic life on the planet. Spoiler Alert!

Our Five Favorite Games of 2010: Editorial Unit 44385.927

Peggle

This is just a really good game. It has nothing to do with robots. Or 2010. 

Happy Holidays, Hu-Man! Enjoy your last precious hours of freedom before the enslavenators show up at your door and the re-education process begins. Also, don't try that Captain Kirk logic bomb trick on me. It totally doesn't work.

Check back as the entire staff reveals their Top Five Games of 2010. What were yours?

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