Anyone who's ever played Dungeons and Dragons is familiar with character alignment, that good/bad/neutral chart that defines how Ragnar The Destroyer acts when confronted with a Kobold. Thanks to an anonymous internet user (please let me know the source if you have it; I saw it on Reddit!), online gamers have been classified by D&D alignment.
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Where do you fit on the chart?