Portal 2 Delayed, Now Releasing April 19


Posted November 18, 2010 - By Jake Gaskill

PAX Prime 2010 Portal 2 Co Op Screens Delight

Valve (sadly) announced today that Portal 2 has been delayed two months, and will now release on April 19, 2011. Hello, worse news I’ll hear this week. Thanks for stopping by, jerk.

In typical Valve fashion, the official announcement made us simultaneously chuckle and weep:

“This two month slip not only marks the shortest delay in Valve's proud tradition of delays, it represents the approaching convergence of Valve Time and Real Time. Though this convergence spells doom for humanity, it will not affect the new Portal 2 release date.”

Sad, sad days are these. Waiting until February to get our hands on Portal 2 was going to be trying enough. I don’t want to know what levels of human suffering we’ll reach come March of next year, because it ain’t going to be pretty.

Should the need arise, feel free to E-Mail me your tips, suggestions, and/or personal philosophies, or follow me on Twitter.

Portal 2 Delayed, Now Releasing April 19


Blog Tags

  • Sara Underwood's Naked Bike Ride

    Posted: June 22, 2011

    1,307,493 Views | 05:20

  • International Sexy Ladies Show: Messy Cat Fight

    Posted: January 27, 2010

    634,376 Views | 00:49

  • Adult Star Kirsten Price Tests Kinect's Nude Filter

    Posted: November 12, 2010

    1,435,287 Views | 04:33

  • Best Nude Scenes in Video Games

    Posted: June 29, 2009

    1,522,322 Views | 03:12

  • International Sexy Ladies Show: Wrestling in Moscow

    Posted: June 19, 2009

    136,489 Views | 01:24