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We've all read articles and seen videos where real members of a profession try out video games based on their profession, whether it's guitarists playing Guitar Hero or football players playing Madden, but this one is special. Grand-daddy cyber-culture website Boing Boing has posted a review of Yakuza 3 written by actual members of the shadowy Japanese underworld.
A couple of the gangsters had trouble playing the game because their pinkies had been cut-off -- The yakuza punishment for failure -- but overall, the verdict is that It's a pretty good approximation of the yakuza life:
"While it vilifies organized crime in many parts, in the end it glorifies the yakuza and gives the protagonist just cause — it was good PR for their profession. Plus, it is not wildly off the mark in depicting the modern yakuza."
The Japanese mobsters thought the constant violence of the game wasn't realistic, but noted that the enviroments were spot-on. It's a fascinating read, and concludes with a message for Westerners from the yakuza:
"The sections that Shirokawa seemed to enjoy the most were cut out of the US version: mahjong, the sexual massage parlor, and the hostess clubs. After I explain to him what Sega cut from the US version, he said: ????????????????????USA?????.(Translation: I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.)"
Source: Boing Boing



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Malapropism
that's pretty interesting, i've only played the first yakuza, which i imagined to be an open world game, similar to grand theft auto, but i would've figured that they would feel like the story is less accurate because yakuza's gameplay seems to constantly be pushing the player in the direction of the story, which is rather farcical in my opinion
camaro72toy
wow, it took you this long to boo sega, I booed them after I wrote a bad check to buy a dreamcast, just to find out they just cancelled all games and future development for the system, and I still had to pay five hundred bucks for the system and extra controller, a memory unit, and 2 games, yea.
swirl86
While having actual Yakuza review "Yakuza 3" is a neat idea, it really isn't anything new. The Yakuza approaved of the series from it's original PS2 installment way back. And I agree that SEGA USA sucks!!! Why cut out parts of the game that are not really required to complete the game, anyway!?!?!? They could've easily given the player an opportunity to skip these minigames, simliar to Modern Warfare 2's infamous Russian airport level. SEGA really offended the Japanese-culture-loving demographic that gave this series such a cult following to begin with. Here's hoping they don't make the same mistake with Yakuza 4...
Timberwolf81
I dont understand why companies would cut anything from teen and mature titles. Im grown so I have the right to atleast hack and utilize the cut content. BOO! BOOOOOO! SEGA USA! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
jellokatamari
I think it's really cool to have it reviewed by an actual yakuza. It's nice to know what's real and fake when coming from a world you don't know anything about.
And I agree with him that SEGA USA sucks for doing that. At a certain extent (and I'm being generous) I can understand the sexual massage parlour and hostess club (although I do not agree... it's rated M, what's the problem?) But I cannot understand the Mahjong part. I have never heard of a game that gets the Poker or Black Jack taken out, so why Mahjong?
gravy666
I read the headline and thought this was X-Play comedy. I thought wrong.
Knight_of_Zer0
kinda late. gameinformer had this like Monday...
m0nkeyb0y77
Can we get a pole dancer title for Kinect =)
I know who we need to get to evaluate it too!
Wozman23
I'd like to see this done more often, especially dogs playing Nintendogs.
Zanpatuko
Dang
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