G4's interns do a number of different interesting tasks, from playing video games so we can get capture to washing Patrick Klepek's hair, but we don't usually ask them to dig through rotten meat to retrieve video game trailers. Today is an exception.
This box arrived promoting Bulletstorm from EA, People Can Fly and Epic.
"Perishable?" Uh-oh. This can't be good. Wait until you see what's inside it.
As soon as I saw the container of rotten meat, I called our new intern Rico over to open the box. Those are his be-gloved hands.
Oh... that's a USB drive in there, packed in meat... rotten meat.
Bloody dog-tag, bullet casings, scraps of fabric... ugh.
A closer view. Rico is a better man than I am.
There's the USB drive! Like the toy surprise in some disgusting cracker-jacks!
Bulletstorm will be out on the PS3, 360 and PC in 2011.
We'll have those screens for you really soon, if you think you can handle them.
Update: The USB drive contains an older trailer with an added-on E3 screen! So nothing really new! It's as if they sent us a box of meat just so we would have an excuse to talk about their game...well, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to mention Bulletstorm at all. Anyway, here's the trailer.
I'm going to throw up now.